10/14/2026
🥩🏡 If mortgage loan programs were steak temperatures… according to me! 😂
Fun fact: I have over 600 pictures and videos of steak on my phone from over the years. 🤦♂️🥩 Apparently, I’ve been documenting my beef more than most people document their children. 😂
So naturally, I figured it was time to combine two things I know pretty well… steaks and mortgages!
🥩 RARE — VA: Bold benefits! 0% down options and no monthly mortgage insurance for eligible borrowers.
🥩 MEDIUM RARE — Conventional: The classic crowd favorite!
🥩 MEDIUM — FHA: A solid choice with flexible credit guidelines.
🥩 MEDIUM WELL — Renovation: Needs a little extra work, but worth the upgrade!
🥩 WELL DONE — Jumbo: Still juicy if you know what you’re doing! 😎
Personally, I like my steaks medium rare and my clients CLEAR TO CLOSE! 🏡🔑
🔥 Now I have TWO questions for you:
👇 How do you like your steak?
🏡 And if you’re thinking about buying, refinancing, or renovating a home, send me a DM! I’ll help you find the right mortgage for your situation. No steak purchase necessary. 😂
John Dolbec | Guild Mortgage
NMLS #1202107
Loan eligibility and terms vary by program.