23/10/2026
This is Jemima!
Jemima is one of my many cousins, but she's one of the more fabulous ones, and definitely less of a deads**t than most of them too (see previous post). She refers to my 2 kids as her "boyfriends" and they love her a lot. Suspiciously so.
She's pretty much a dream client too. Organised, financially savvy, and took no prisoners in negotiations. In short, she is a boss babe and a stark reminder of what I could have been in my 20's if I had just locked in.
She also has flawless skin. And look, I'm real happy for her, and Imma let her finish, but she is making me look like pure dog s**t here. Ordinarily our age gap doesn't feel too real to me, and then I look at this photo and my back starts aching, and my sight becomes a little more blurred, and my hearing less keen.
Meanwhile, she's going out with her friends to the drive in movie theatre, or whatever it is that the youth of today do.
Anyway, she bought a property recently and was such a big doggy bad bitch throughout that I just had a proud cousin moment and had to share.
Also, she baked me a loaf of bread, because we getting this bread out here.
Be like Jemima. Come get a loan.