06/16/2026
"I never see you at the club" π
Ok, I never see you in the Starbucks parking lot at 8:17 PM recalculating payment options, updating numbers, and texting underwriting either. So I guess we're even.
This is the part of the job nobody posts about.
The after-hours scramble because a client's closing got moved up.
The "quick question" text at 7pm that turns into a 45-minute deep dive.
The Saturday morning number crunch because someone found their dream house on Friday night and needs answers by Sunday.
I don't say this for sympathy. I genuinely love it.
Because on the other side of every late night in a Starbucks parking lot is someone getting keys to a home they weren't sure they could have.
That's the whole thing. That's why I do this. π‘
If you need a lender who actually responds after 5pm β hi, that's me. DM me anytime. I'm probably already at Starbucks. βοΈπ©