Stacy Jordan, NMLS #97039

10/30/2026

Horror movies would be about twenty minutes long if anyone in them had a good mortgage broker.

You, on the other hand, read captions all the way to the end, which means you would survive every one of these.

Thinking about buying in the next year and haven’t talked to a lender yet? Send me the word ‘SURVIVOR’ and I’ll send you every document I’d ask for on day one, so nothing jumps out at you in underwriting.



—Steve and Stacy, your go-to mortgage brokers in 9 states. WA, OR, CA, ID, AZ, NV, MT, CO, FL.

10/29/2026

“I’d love to move, but I can’t give up my rate.”

Fair. A low rate is worth real money, and I will never tell you to toss it lightly.

But it is rarely the whole picture. The storage unit, the extra commute, the room nobody uses the way it should be used. Those cost something too, they just never make it into the comparison.

So put it all on one line: what this house really costs you each month, what the next one would cost, and what it takes to get there. Then ask whether the difference buys back something you would want every single day.

Sometimes it does not, and staying is the right call. Sometimes the gap is a lot smaller than you expected.



— Steve Coupe and Stacy Jordan, your go to mortgage brokers in 9 states - WA, OR, CA, ID, AZ, NV, MT, CO, FL





#[state]mortgagelende

10/29/2026

Documents are in. The appraisal is scheduled. Everything is on track. Then someone says “oh, I forgot to tell you something” and my whole face does this.

It could be nothing. It could be a new car, a job change, a surprise deposit or a cousin’s loan you co-signed two weeks ago.

Here’s the secret: I’m not scared of the thing. I’m scared of hearing about it the day before closing. Tell me early and almost everything has a fix.



— Steve Coupe and Stacy Jordan, your go to mortgage brokers in 9 states. WA, OR, CA, FL, MT, CO, ID, AZ, NV





#[City]MortgageBroker

10/27/2026

“We’re waiting” is the most frustrating update in the mortgage process, mostly because it does not tell you what you are waiting on.

Most of the time nothing is wrong. Your file is just in a stage where someone else is doing their part: an appraiser, an insurance agent, an underwriter.

The stages that slow down are almost always the ones where a document is missing or something changed. That is why the “you can” line on every slide matters more than the stage name.

Comment TRACKER and I will send you the printable version of this checklist.



— Steve Coupe and Stacy Jordan, your go to mortgage brokers in 9 states. WA, OR, CA, ID, AZ, NV, CO, MT, FL





#[City]HomeLoans

10/27/2026

My heart rate has exactly one trigger: a text that starts with “quick question” the week you close.

None of these are disasters on their own. Most of them are fixable if I hear about them early. It is the surprise part that slows everything down.

So here is the rule I give everyone: before you sign, open, close, co-sign or move anything, text me first. It takes a minute and it can save your closing date.

Be honest, which one would you have sent?



— Steve and Stacy, your go to mortgage brokers in 9 states. WA, OR, ID, CA, NV, AZ, CO, MT, FL

10/25/2026

Every week someone online announces the crash is coming. Every year your landlord announces rent is going up. Only one of them has been right so far.

Send me a message and let’s look at your numbers instead of the headlines.



— Steve and Stacy, your go to mortgage brokers in 9 states - WA, OR, CA, NV, AZ, ID, CO, FL, MT





#[City]MortgageBroker

10/24/2026

10/10/2026

How many listings are sitting in your camera roll right now? Be honest.

Next time you screenshot one, don’t just wonder. The answer to “could I afford this?” isn’t the list price. It’s the monthly payment and the cash you’d need at closing, and it’s easier to figure out than most people think.

Send me the screenshot and I’ll walk you through what that home would actually cost you each month.



— If we haven’t met yet, we are Steve and Stacy, mortgage brokers in 9 states, WA, CA, OR, NV, AZ, ID, MT, CO, FL helping buyers plan a payment that fits their budget.