Rosie Johnson Illustrates

Rosie Johnson Illustrates Illustration services. Custom portraits, book illustration, cards, prints, pins. Oh and I’ve written a few pantos. Oh no you haven’t. Oh yes I have etc.

They say that, in a disaster, you should look for the helpers. It feels like we’re in a constant cycle of disasters and,...
08/09/2026

They say that, in a disaster, you should look for the helpers. It feels like we’re in a constant cycle of disasters and, perversely, some our bravest helpers are under attack. We have to keep countering the aggression masquerading as patriotism. Compassion, hope and community are what I choose to promote and what I still believe most people care about.

I hate these posters advertising ANY business, but when they’re for ‘creative’ events it really boils my p!ss. The unnec...
30/08/2026

I hate these posters advertising ANY business, but when they’re for ‘creative’ events it really boils my p!ss. The unnecessary environmental impact is enough of a turn off on its own, but couple that with an underlying disdain for design, unique thought, human skill and creativity- it makes me scream! It’s the perfect way to tell me you don’t actually value visual arts at all. Give me hand drawn ideally but even clip art or Comic bloody Sans. SOMETHING that has taken a HUMAN a moment to actually think about what they want to convey and how they might do it. I’m not suggesting every village fete hires a designer, but a photo of the venue with some bold text on top would be a trillion times better than these generic, muddy, soulless, identikit puke-fests.

Oh Dolly.
25/08/2026

Oh Dolly.

FREE activities for 5-12 year olds that promote a deeper connection to our coastline. From exploring habitats, to stayin...
20/07/2026

FREE activities for 5-12 year olds that promote a deeper connection to our coastline. From exploring habitats, to staying safe in the water, keeping the beach clean to using nature for wellbeing and creativity. I have been so fortunate to work on this wonderful project, funded by If you’re in Exmouth this summer, go to the Sideshore hub and collect your challenge passport. Go to their website Sideshore.co.uk/beach-heroes for all the information. See you by the sea!

For foreign observers: this country has a long tradition of doing weird stuff in the summer. We can’t really cope with t...
09/07/2026

For foreign observers: this country has a long tradition of doing weird stuff in the summer. We can’t really cope with the heat. This year, a man will be in a competition with a bin and lots of us will want the bin to win.

The International Organization for Migration estimates that there could be anywhere from 25 million to 1 billion environ...
26/06/2026

The International Organization for Migration estimates that there could be anywhere from 25 million to 1 billion environmental migrants by the year 2050. You would think that Nigel and his ilk would be the most climate conscious activists alive, wouldn’t you? Unless, wait, they wouldn’t be doing it for the r@cist grift as a distraction from the billions pouring into their divisive narrative from fossil fuel companies and tech giants, would they? WOULD THEY?
Trying very very hard to keep my cool literally and metaphorically and do as my mum always tells me- sweep my own side of the street.

As my partner (husband, but that still sounds weird) said this morning, more and more I feel like Ra’s al Ghul had the right idea.

I’m not sure that I have the energy or inclination for any of this. Most people genuinely do want the same things: clean...
23/06/2026

I’m not sure that I have the energy or inclination for any of this. Most people genuinely do want the same things: clean air and water, food security, a functioning health service, great education, green spaces and nice things to do. Big p Politics as we know it doesn’t ever seem to reflect that. All I heard on the radio was who would be best placed to beat Reform.

Give the lettuce a go.

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