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03/11/2026

💰Most people don’t realise that every bank and lender has different rules for their whole assessment process. One bank could use 100% of your rental income , the next could use 80% of it! Some use a 3% buffer, some use a 1 or 2% buffer.
🫡 Only a broker can navigate this for your specific situation.

Reach out if you want to know your borrower power or refinance options 📲 txt me on WhatsApp Or 📧 me. Details are in my bio.

🏠Carissa

01/11/2026

Brisbane’s clearance rate sank to 19% this week, down from 60% at the same time last year. 📉

Sydney came in at 48%, Melbourne at 56% and Adelaide at 32%. All four capitals cleared fewer auctions than a year ago.

Swipe through for the clearance rate, median price and sold, withdrawn and passed in numbers for each city.

Buying, selling or thinking about refinancing? Message me and we’ll work out your next move.

Carissa 🏡

29/10/2026

🍿PART 4…THE VERDICT🫖🎬 Australian Court Case Drama | International Edition 🌍

One banker wants his money back. “How DARE you, my investments are worth MILLIONS!” 💅 …Cool story. Pay me. 🙂

A lawsuit. A bank collapse. Ordinary families losing their savings. 💔 And then, finally, someone asks Carnegie. 📞 He’d never heard of her.

Her husband books Europe. ✈️ She’s arrested with a money belt stuffed with millions in today’s money. 💵 GUILTY. 🔨

And the final twist? Her fake “father,” the man nobody asked, is the one who made it right for the families she hurt. 📚

She beat the bankers… but everyday people paid the price. All because of paper nobody checked, and one phone call nobody made. That’s why your broker asks for “just ONE more document.” 😉📑

Missed the start? Parts 1–3 are on my page. 👆

💰 Today’s-money figures are rough estimates (US inflation since the early 1900s, converted to AUD).

⚠️ Disclaimer: This is my dramatised, comedic retelling of a historical case, based on published historical sources and newspaper archives, for entertainment purposes only. Some details are reported differently across sources. It isn’t legal or financial advice.

29/10/2026

🍿PART 3…🫖🎬 Australian Court Case Drama | International Edition 🌍

The banks would NEVER lend to a farm girl… but “Carnegie’s secret daughter”? They were FIGHTING to lend her money. 💸

Her security? Fake IOUs. Like using your house for a home loan… if your house didn’t exist. 🏡❌ And nobody checked. 🔍

One small-town banker lent her three times what his bank actually had, plus his OWN savings.

Jewels. Gowns. Living like ROYALTY. 👑 But there’s always one person who reads the fine print… 👀

Catch up on Parts 1 & 2 on my page. 👆 Part 4, the fall, is next. 🔨

💰 Today’s-money figures are rough estimates (US inflation since the early 1900s, converted to AUD).

⚠️ Disclaimer: This is my dramatised, comedic retelling of a historical case, based on published historical sources and newspaper archives, for entertainment purposes only. Some details are reported differently across sources. It isn’t legal or financial advice.

29/10/2026

🍿PART 2…🫖🎬 Australian Court Case Drama | International Edition 🌍

The banks would NEVER lend to a farm girl… but they’d lend MILLIONS to “Carnegie’s secret daughter.” 💸 A small-town banker handed over three times what his bank actually had. A fake crying scene got her even more. 😭🎭 And she was living like ROYALTY. 👑

Until one banker wanted his money back…🚨Go to PART 3!

Missed Part 1? It’s on my page. 👆

💰 Today’s-money figures are rough estimates (US inflation since the early 1900s, converted to AUD).

⚠️ Disclaimer: This is my dramatised, comedic retelling of a historical case, based on published historical sources and newspaper archives, for entertainment purposes only. Some details are reported differently across sources. It isn’t legal or financial advice.

29/10/2026

🍿PART 1 of 4…🫖🎬 Australian Court Case Drama | International Edition 🌍 BIGGEST SCAM IN AMERICAN HISTORY 💁🏻‍♀️

A broke farm girl. A fake inheritance letter. A forgery arrest she dodged by pleading insanity. 🙃 Four husbands (one lasted less time than Kim K’s 💀). A “boarding house for girls” that was actually a BROTHEL 💋… and a fake faint that landed her a millionaire doctor. 😵💍

But that was just the warm-up. 👀

Because in 1902, she climbed into a carriage outside the mansion of the richest man in America… and whispered: “Andrew Carnegie is my FATHER.” 🤫💎

Part 2 drops next. Follow so you don’t miss what happened when the banks came knocking. 🏦🍿

💰 Today’s-money figures are rough estimates (US inflation since the early 1900s, converted to AUD).

⚠️ Disclaimer: This is my dramatised, comedic retelling of a historical case, based on published historical sources and newspaper archives, for entertainment purposes only. Some details are reported differently across sources. It isn’t legal or financial advice.

25/10/2026

Adelaide’s clearance rate sat at 28% this week, down from 74% at the same time last year. That’s the second week in a row below 30%. 📉

Sydney came in at 45%, Melbourne at 56% and Brisbane at 20%. All four capitals cleared fewer auctions than a year ago.

Swipe through for the clearance rate, median price and sold, withdrawn and passed in numbers for each city.

Buying, selling or thinking about refinancing? Message me and we’ll work out your next move.

Carissa 🏡

23/10/2026

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22/10/2026

PART 2 🎬 Australian Court Case Drama | Episode Three

…..Then came the hotel meeting with his fixer, the ‘special accounts,’ a $100K payoff and a document delivered by her boyfriend. The court believed every promise was made, and she STILL lost 😱

So did Mandy get her half a million a year? 🤔 Ehhh… she got about $185K and a convertible. 🚗 Which is lovely… but it's not 'five hundred thousand, TAX FREE,' is it, Bernie?

The lesson? Big promises mean nothing without clear terms in writing, and never sign a ‘full and final settlement’ without your own advice. 🖊️

Based on the real Australian case Ashton v Pratt [2015] NSWCA 12….apparently pretty popular 😉

⚠️ Disclaimer: Names have been changed. This is my dramatised, comedic interpretation of how events may have unfolded, based on the published court judgment, and is for entertainment purposes only. Some statements reflect one party’s evidence and were not all formal findings of the court. It isn’t legal or financial advice. Please seek independent advice for your own situation.

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Tuesday	9am - 8pm
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Thursday	9am - 8pm
Friday	9am - 8pm
Saturday	9am - 12pm

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