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Flood Nerds Flood Nerds™ shop your flood insurance to get you strong coverage for an affordable price. Got questions? Ask a Flood Nerd!

Better Flood Insurance, home of the Flood Nerds, is your dedicated flood insurance brokerage committed to providing homeowners with strong, reliable flood coverage. We understand the complexities and frustrations surrounding flood insurance—whether it’s fluctuating premiums, poor communication, or delayed claims. Our team of Flood Nerds is here to make sure you never have to navigate this process alone. Unlike other brokers, we take the time to shop both NFIP (National Flood Insurance Program) and over 30 private flood insurance options, offering you a curated selection of the 13 most robust policies on the market. We don’t waste your time with weaker policies that could leave you high and dry when you need protection the most. Instead, we provide extensive, reliable coverage tailored to your unique needs, all while often saving you money. We don’t just sell policies; we act as your flood insurance coaches—helping you navigate changes and challenges with clarity and confidence. From providing complimentary flood zone determinations to guiding you through your options, we ensure you’re well-prepared without the stress and confusion. By choosing Better Flood Insurance, you gain peace of mind knowing you’ve made a proactive choice for strong coverage. Our approach helps you avoid regrets, ensures you’re protected from catastrophic loss, and gives you the confidence that comes from knowing you have experts on your side. We’re here to help you find the right coverage, so you can focus on what matters most.

10/17/2026

Stop ripping the husks off your corn.

✅ Look for bright green husks wrapped tight to the cob.
✅ The tassel should feel sticky and look brown.
✅ Reject any ear with a dry, black tassel.

Squeeze the outside to make sure the plump kernels reach the very tip.

10/17/2026

I guarantee you are overpaying for your home internet.

1️⃣Call your internet provider.
2️⃣ Ask for the Customer Retention Department.
3️⃣ Mention that you are thinking about switching to another company.

Watch them magically drop your bill by $20 to $40 a month to keep you.

10/16/2026

Your air fryer is secretly ruining your kitchen backsplash.

✅ Pull the unit forward to create a wide gap behind the exhaust vent.
✅ Make sure there is clear airflow around the sides as well.
✅ Feel for heat buildup during use to guarantee adequate ventilation.

A safer house!

10/16/2026

A 60-second hack to serve pineapple without the sticky mess.

✅ Twist the spiky top right off.
✅ Give the bottom 7 or 8 solid smacks against your cutting board.
✅ Lay the fruit down and roll it back and forth under your hands.

Pluck the pieces out one by one like a puzzle.

10/15/2026

2-minute Halloween balloon trick.

✅ Stick a colored iris on a standard white balloon.
✅ Use a teal electric pump to blow it up tight.
✅ Drop a black pupil right in the middle.
✅ Grab a red marker and sketch out bloodshot veins for a terrifying finish.

Master your DIY decor.

10/15/2026

Quick fix for your check engine light.

1️⃣ Check your gas cap immediately.
2️⃣ Turn it until you hear three loud clicks to seal the pressure.
3️⃣ Take the car for a 50 to 100-mile drive to reset the system sensors.

If the light stays on after that, then it's time to call the shop.

10/14/2026

Never buy a bumpy lemon again.

1️⃣ Check the skin of every lemon you grab.
2️⃣ Toss back the ones with a textured, bumpy rind.
3️⃣ Look for a sleek, smooth, and shiny surface.

A heavy, slightly soft lemon guarantees a ton of juice.

10/14/2026

Where are you hiding your spare house key?

✅ Waterproof your spare key by tying it inside a small balloon.
✅ Grab a roll of heavy-duty duct tape.
✅ Attach the key to the bottom of an actual yard rock.

Set it in the dirt where nobody will ever notice it.

10/13/2026

The ultimate dad hack for a perfect cheeseburger.

✅ Leave the main grill lid wide open.
✅ Drop a metal mixing bowl upside down directly over the burger patty.
✅ Splash a tiny bit of water onto the hot grates.

The trapped steam melts the cheese perfectly in just 10 seconds.

10/13/2026

You only need two things for the best Halloween yard trick.

1️⃣ Gather a pile of cardboard toilet paper rolls.
2️⃣ Cut spooky eye holes into the sides.
3️⃣ Activate a cheap glow stick and slip it inside

Hide them deep in your plants and watch the neighbors freak out.

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Lakewood, CO
80227

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 5pm
Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 5pm

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+18669907482

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