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Better Flood Insurance, home of the Flood Nerds, is your dedicated flood insurance brokerage committed to providing homeowners with strong, reliable flood coverage. We understand the complexities and frustrations surrounding flood insurance—whether it’s fluctuating premiums, poor communication, or delayed claims. Our team of Flood Nerds is here to make sure you never have to navigate this process

alone. Unlike other brokers, we take the time to shop both NFIP (National Flood Insurance Program) and over 30 private flood insurance options, offering you a curated selection of the 13 most robust policies on the market. We don’t waste your time with weaker policies that could leave you high and dry when you need protection the most. Instead, we provide extensive, reliable coverage tailored to your unique needs, all while often saving you money. We don’t just sell policies; we act as your flood insurance coaches—helping you navigate changes and challenges with clarity and confidence. From providing complimentary flood zone determinations to guiding you through your options, we ensure you’re well-prepared without the stress and confusion. By choosing Better Flood Insurance, you gain peace of mind knowing you’ve made a proactive choice for strong coverage. Our approach helps you avoid regrets, ensures you’re protected from catastrophic loss, and gives you the confidence that comes from knowing you have experts on your side. We’re here to help you find the right coverage, so you can focus on what matters most.

06/24/2026

A 10-second hack saves you from a disgusting chore.

Nobody wants to scrub a maggot-infested trash can in the summer heat.
Beat the bugs with a simple pantry trick.

✅ Empty the bin completely.
✅ Shake in a layer of cayenne pepper.
✅ Add a dash of cinnamon.
✅ Drop in your new trash bag.

betterflood.com | 866-990-7482

06/24/2026

Stop freezing meat in a brick.

That thick lump takes forever to thaw, wastes freezer space, and somehow always freezes into the worst shape possible.

The fix:
✅ Put ground beef in a gallon Ziploc
✅ Seal it tight
✅ Hang the bag over the counter edge
✅ Pull down while pressing the meat
✅ Let the counter flatten it into a thin rectangle

Stacks better.
Thaws faster.
Freezer looks like you know what you’re doing.

betterflood.com | 866-990-7482

06/23/2026

Are you still squishing your cakes?

Your knife is tearing through the sponge and dragging the frosting down.
It's a completely preventable disaster.

1️⃣ Grab some plain, unflavored dental floss.
2️⃣ Measure out about 18 inches.
3️⃣ Pull it super tight.
4️⃣ Press down in one motion for a razor-clean cut.

betterflood.com | 866-990-7482

06/23/2026

Stripped screw? Don’t drill it out yet.

Once the head is chewed up, your screwdriver has nothing left to grab.
That’s when most people start making it worse.

The fix:
✅ Grab a wide rubber band
✅ Lay it flat over the screw head
✅ Press your screwdriver into it
✅ Turn slowly
✅ Keep steady pressure

The rubber fills the gaps and gives your screwdriver grip again.

betterflood.com | 866-990-7482

06/22/2026

Want to fit 7 days of clothes into one tiny carry-on?

Wasting space means checking bags.
Checking bags means lost luggage and wasted money.

1️⃣ Build a bundle instead of individual folds.
2️⃣ Base layer: Long pants draped over the edges.
3️⃣ Middle layers: Shirts stacked criss-cross.
4️⃣ Center: A soft, rolled t-shirt to wrap everything around.

betterflood.com | 866-990-7482

06/22/2026

Costco has a meat hack most shoppers never ask for.

If you’re just grabbing ground beef off the shelf, you might be paying more than you need to.

The fix:
✅ Go to the meat counter
✅ Ask for the 10-pound chub tube
✅ Get 90% lean ground beef
✅ Portion it into 9-ounce bags
✅ Press them flat before freezing

17 high-protein meals.
About $3 each.
That’s Costco math done right.

betterflood.com | 866-990-7482

06/21/2026

The secret to the perfect iced coffee is sitting in your freezer.

If you're still using regular ice, you're doing it wrong.
It turns your expensive roast into a diluted mess.

✅ Brew a fresh pot.
✅ Pour the excess into a tray.
✅ Pop it in the freezer.
✅ Enjoy a drink that stays strong to the very last drop.

betterflood.com | 866-990-7482

06/21/2026

Costco price tags are trying to tell you something.

Most people only look at the number.
Smart shoppers look at how the number ends.

Here’s the cheat sheet:
✅ Ends in .99 = regular price
✅ Ends in .97 = clearance
✅ Ends in .49, .79, or .89 = manufacturer deal
✅ Asterisk in the corner = not coming back
✅ Ends in .00 = manager special

Read the tag right and you’ll know when to wait… and when to load up.

betterflood.com | 866-990-7482

06/20/2026

Why is your neighbor’s yard swarming with birds while yours is empty?

Because you're using tap water. The minerals keep them away.
Plus, the ants are stealing the food.

1️⃣ Swap tap water for purified water.
2️⃣ Mix 1.5 cups sugar to 4 cups water.
3️⃣ Clean that red feeder every single time.
4️⃣ Top off the ant moat with water.

betterflood.com | 866-990-7482

06/20/2026

Stop paying extra driver fees on rental cars.

Most companies charge $10–$15 a day just to add your spouse.
On a week-long trip, that’s $70–$100 gone before vacation even starts.

The fix:
✅ Book through Costco Travel
✅ Search your destination
✅ Pick your rental car
✅ Add your spouse as the second driver
✅ Skip the extra driver fee

Lower base rate.
No second-driver charge.
More money for the trip.

betterflood.com | 866-990-7482

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Lakewood, CO
80227

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Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 5pm

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