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Better Flood Insurance, home of the Flood Nerds, is your dedicated flood insurance brokerage committed to providing homeowners with strong, reliable flood coverage. We understand the complexities and frustrations surrounding flood insurance—whether it’s fluctuating premiums, poor communication, or delayed claims. Our team of Flood Nerds is here to make sure you never have to navigate this process

alone. Unlike other brokers, we take the time to shop both NFIP (National Flood Insurance Program) and over 30 private flood insurance options, offering you a curated selection of the 13 most robust policies on the market. We don’t waste your time with weaker policies that could leave you high and dry when you need protection the most. Instead, we provide extensive, reliable coverage tailored to your unique needs, all while often saving you money. We don’t just sell policies; we act as your flood insurance coaches—helping you navigate changes and challenges with clarity and confidence. From providing complimentary flood zone determinations to guiding you through your options, we ensure you’re well-prepared without the stress and confusion. By choosing Better Flood Insurance, you gain peace of mind knowing you’ve made a proactive choice for strong coverage. Our approach helps you avoid regrets, ensures you’re protected from catastrophic loss, and gives you the confidence that comes from knowing you have experts on your side. We’re here to help you find the right coverage, so you can focus on what matters most.

06/02/2026

Stop throwing away perfectly good showerheads.

1️⃣ Grab a rag and unscrew the aerator
2️⃣ Submerge the whole piece in white vinegar for 20 minutes
3️⃣ Rinse the screen clean and twist it back on tightly

betterflood.com | 866-990-7482

06/02/2026

Japanese beetles don’t just “go away.”

If they find your garden once, they’ll keep coming back and chewing through your plants like it’s a buffet.

Here are 3 fixes:
✅ Knock them into soapy water
✅ Spray neem oil on damaged plants
✅ Plant geraniums nearby
✅ Check daily before they multiply

Plain water won’t do it.
Soapy water will.

betterflood.com | 866-990-7482

06/01/2026

Overbooked flight? That’s your cue to get paid.

The 3-step airport upgrade:
1️⃣ Check if your flight is full
2️⃣ Volunteer to the gate agent privately, early
3️⃣ Secure cash, food, and your rebooking

betterflood.com | 866-990-7482

06/01/2026

Stop buying pre-cut pineapple.

You’re paying more money for less fruit…
and cutting it yourself takes about 2 minutes.

✅ Cut the top off
✅ Cut the bottom off
✅ Stand it up and slice down the middle
✅ Cut each half again
✅ Remove the hard core

Then slice into strips and chop into chunks.

Perfect pineapple.
Way less grocery store markup.

betterflood.com | 866-990-7482

05/31/2026

Did you rip your smoke detector off the ceiling at 3 AM?

Tossing a chirping smoke detector in a drawer because it woke you up leaves your family completely defenseless.

It's a massive safety hazard dressed up as a minor annoyance.

The routine:

✅ Change every battery on the exact same day each year
✅ Test the units once a month (it takes 30 seconds)
✅ Write the install date on the cover so you know when they expire

betterflood.com | 866-990-7482

05/31/2026

Clogged gutters are not a roof problem.

They’re a flood prevention problem.

When gutters clog, water spills over the side, runs down your house, and pools right against the foundation.

✅ Clean before heavy rain season
✅ Check after big storms
✅ Clear every downspout
✅ Make sure water drains away from the house

By the time you see water stains, the damage has already been building.

betterflood.com | 866-990-7482

05/31/2026

You've been cutting watermelon wrong your entire life.

Slicing it into messy wedges leaves you with sticky hands and juice everywhere.

It's a rookie mistake that makes summer snacks harder than they need to be.

The ultimate Dad-approved method:
✅ Cut the watermelon perfectly in half
✅ Place the flat side down on the cutting board so it's stable
✅ Cut a grid pattern (slice across, rotate, slice again)

betterflood.com | 866-990-7482

05/30/2026

Your HOA might be hiding a very expensive clause.

Most homeowners skim the agreement.
Then forget it exists until there’s a problem.

But buried in there could be rules about:
✅ Yard drainage
✅ Water runoff
✅ Property maintenance
✅ Damage that affects a neighbor

If water from your property floods next door, you might be paying for more than your own mess.

betterflood.com | 866-990-7482

05/29/2026

When was the last time you tested your garage door's safety feature?

Most homeowners just assume their garage door will automatically stop if something is in the way.

If those sensors fail, you have a massive, heavy safety hazard dropping on your driveway.

The 5-minute safety check:

✅ Find your auto-reverse sensors
✅ Test them every few months with an object
✅ Ensure the door stops and reverses immediately

betterflood.com | 866-990-7482

05/29/2026

Your home passed inspection?

That doesn’t mean the expensive stuff was checked.

A standard inspection can miss the things that wreck your bank account:
✅ Roof issues
✅ Foundation problems
✅ Bad drainage
✅ Water pooling toward the house

Get drainage and foundation checked before you close.

Not after the first big rain.

betterflood.com | 866-990-7482

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Lakewood, CO
80227

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Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
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