John Banda the Accountant

John Banda the Accountant Accounting, Internal Audit Specialist, Business Consultant, Political & Economic commentator.⚠

making fun jokes life is good with friends but its better with jokes to laugh about

20/04/2026

I don't know who needs to hear this but Yo Maps Yo is the G.O.A.T 🐐

MEN ARE BEING SIDELINED EACH DAY THAT PASSES INCASE YOU MISSED IT: THERE IS A NEW LAW IN ZAMBIA 👇 IN LAYMAN'S LANGUAGE I...
17/04/2026

MEN ARE BEING SIDELINED EACH DAY THAT PASSES INCASE YOU MISSED IT:
THERE IS A NEW LAW IN ZAMBIA 👇
IN LAYMAN'S LANGUAGE IF A WOMAN POINTS AT YOU THAT YOU R***D HER NO BUTS YOU ARE GONE MY BROTHER

WAIT LET ME EXPLAIN IT BETTER ITS LIKE YOU ARE NOT GETTING ME 👇👇👇👇

You can be having s*x with a woman and she tells you to stop if you dont stop its r**e and you A trail of evidence, n**e pictures, texts of her agreeing to come all this does not mean you wont be a ra**st. The foundational fact of r**e even when a woman comes to your house, gets naked simply a "No" and you force yourself on her. This is r**e.

You can be having s*x with a woman and she tells you to stop if you dont stop its r**e and you should go to jail.

The same applies to your wife. You are not entitled to a womans body regardless of the conditions preceding said encounter. The moment she says no. Thats it.. any forced action after that is r**e.

The law is bad because an accusation can get you caught up in the system and you cant get bail to fight the accusations, in a court system like zambia this is prone to be abused and the fact that those who file false accusations wont be punished is a problem.

And there is no compensation for having spent 2 years in the system when its proven that you are innocent.

Simply put.. the law does not offer remedy for those who are falsely accused

Hon Alvin J Simanego CHONGO BERNARD Emmanuel Chipeta Alinafe what are your thoughts on this gentlemen

NRFA introduces mobile money payments at Toll GatesThe National Road Fund Agency (NRFA) has introduced Mobile Money Paym...
12/04/2026

NRFA introduces mobile money payments at Toll Gates

The National Road Fund Agency (NRFA) has introduced Mobile Money Payment options to provide motorists with a flexible and convenient way of paying tolls at all Toll Gates operated by the Agency countrywide.

NRFA Public Relations Manager Alphonsius Hamachila said the Mobile Money Payment system will operate alongside existing payment methods which include E-Toll Card and cash payments.

He said motorists will now have three easy and accessible ways to settle toll charges, helping to reduce localised congestion, improve traffic flow and enhance overall customer convenience.
Mr. Hamachila has said the payment initiative will not be applicable at Public Private Partnership operated Toll gates.

And NRFA Information Communication Technology (ICT) Manager Mumba Mubili stated that the adoption of Mobile Money was part of the Agency’s ongoing digital transformation agenda aimed at making toll payments more efficient and user friendly.

He said the NRFA remained committed to leveraging technology to modernise toll operations and strengthen revenue collection for the construction, rehabilitation and maintenance of the national road network.

And several motorists have described the Mobile Money payment process as easy, secure and faster with Toll Collectors only asking for the mobile telephone number which they input in the system and the motorists is prompted to approve the transaction on their mobile phone.

This is according to a statement issued by NRFA public relations manager Alphonsius Hamachila.

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07/04/2026

your salary will feed you
but your investment will free you.

when it's 16:40 and your boss asks for a Financial report elo 17:00 kuli road trip with homies. 😞imwe it's to do what ay...
07/04/2026

when it's 16:40 and your boss asks for a Financial report elo 17:00 kuli road trip with homies. 😞
imwe it's to do what ayi it's not balancing kuno 🤣
Chairman Pompi come and see what you have caused

05/03/2026

You’re fighting battles your future self is begging you to win. Don’t fold.

"Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day."Not complicated strategies. Not expensive p...
05/03/2026

"Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day."

Not complicated strategies. Not expensive programs. A few simple disciplines.

Wake up early. Read for 30 minutes. Write down your goals. Move your body. Reflect before bed.

USS 🇺🇸 GERALD R. FORD ARRIVES OFF ISRAEL’S NORTHERN COAST TODAYThe world’s largest aircraft carrier is set to arrive off...
01/03/2026

USS 🇺🇸 GERALD R. FORD ARRIVES OFF ISRAEL’S NORTHERN COAST TODAY

The world’s largest aircraft carrier is set to arrive off Israel today. It also has some of the most advanced radar systems in the world and can operate with a high level of stealth. From the ocean, it can send American airpower almost anywhere on the planet.

It runs on nuclear power and it can run for years without refueling. It generates its own food, meaning the crew can never go hungry for many years while at sea.

Reports indicates this beast has stopped broadcasting its precise location on public tracking systems.

Could this be the beginning of the end? I mean the third world war.

US President Donald Trump has just warned Iran not to strike back at the US and Israel."Writing on his Truth Social plat...
01/03/2026

US President Donald Trump has just warned Iran not to strike back at the US and Israel.

"Writing on his Truth Social platform, he said, "Iran just stated that they are going to hit very hard today, harder than they have ever hit before.

THEY BETTER NOT DO THAT, HOWEVER, BECAUSE IF THEY DO, WE WILL HIT THEM WITH A FORCE THAT HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE!"

01/03/2026

spending to look rich keeps you poor

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