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21/04/2026

16/04/2026

Time for some Chaplin fun on this Thursday morning.

In a strangely competitive “Chaplin-themed open house tour,” the legendary Charlie Chaplin supposedly showed up incognito to see how well his own “brand” would sell in the housing market.

The twist? Every attendee was a Chaplin impersonator trying to out-Chaplin each other to win a symbolic prize: a lease on a vintage studio apartment styled like a silent-film set.

The judging panel (rumored to be real estate agents with very strong opinions about mustaches and bowler hats) allegedly didn’t recognize the real Chaplin—or didn’t believe he was authentic—so he didn’t make the final shortlist of “most marketable Chaplin aesthetic.”

Meanwhile, the winning unit went to a lookalike who “maximized curb appeal through exaggerated cane usage and emotionally compelling mime work,” and the listing description simply read:

“Charming 1-bed, excellent silent-era vibes, strong emotional labor potential, needs minor renovations but full of character.”

01/04/2026

This is how Terazzo Propperties would have looked in the 40's

Why the 40's ... watch this space, all will be revealed soon 🥳

27/03/2026

🚨 𝗦𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻… 🚨

You may have noticed things feel a little… different lately.

Late nights.
Closed-door meetings.
Boxes appearing… then disappearing. 👀

We haven’t said a word — and that’s been very intentional.

Because what’s coming next isn’t just a change… it’s a game-changer.

A new chapter.
A new level.
A whole new environment designed for something BIGGER than ever before.

But here’s the twist… 🤫
We’re not revealing anything just yet.

Not the location.
Not the details.
Not even a hint (okay… maybe just a little hint 😏).

Let’s just say: when the doors open, everything changes.

Keep watching. Keep guessing.
The countdown has already begun… ⏳

27/03/2026

For more tips and tricks on how to save on electricity and stay warm and cozy this Winter, watch this space. (hint - check back after 5 and 6 tonight)

"Budget-Friendly Hack: Stick a sheet of aluminium foil (shiny side out) behind your heaters. It reflects the heat into the room instead of letting your cold brick walls soak it all up! 💡🔥"

19/03/2026

Your daily wisdom quote, brought to you by Terazzo Properties.

Let this sink in for a moment ...

17/03/2026

Let's have some fun, on St'Patrick's day 🎉🎊☘️☘️

11/03/2026

🚨 Opportunity for Real Estate Agents in Farrarmere! 🏡

Farrarmere is booming! With a growing number of properties coming onto the market, the demand for dedicated real estate professionals has never been higher.

We are looking for motivated Real Estate Agents — and those aspiring to enter the industry — to join our team and help service this busy and exciting area.

✨ Why Farrarmere?
• Strong property activity
• Growing demand from buyers and sellers
• Great opportunity to build your real estate career

If you’re driven, passionate about property, or ready to start your journey in real estate, we’d love to hear from you.

📩 Send your CV to the email address in the advertisement.

Your next opportunity in real estate might start right here in Farrarmere.

05/03/2026

🏦 What Is Amortization?

Amortization is how your home loan is structured to be paid off over time.

When you first start paying your bond:

Most of your payment goes to interest 🏦

Only a small part goes to the actual loan amount (principal)

As time goes on:

Less goes to interest

More goes to paying off your loan

💡 Why?
Because interest is calculated on the remaining loan balance — and at the beginning, you owe the most.

Simple example:
Early years = Mostly interest
Later years = Mostly principal

📌 That’s why it feels like your loan balance drops slowly at first — then faster later on.

05/03/2026

💰 Fixed vs Variable Interest Rate – Simple Explanation

When you take a home loan, the bank charges you interest. You usually choose between fixed or variable rates.

1️⃣ Fixed Interest Rate

Your interest rate stays the same for a set period.

Your monthly payment doesn’t change.

✅ Easy to budget

❌ If rates go down, you don’t benefit

2️⃣ Variable Interest Rate

Your interest rate can go up or down depending on the market.

Your monthly payment can change.

✅ You benefit if rates drop

❌ You pay more if rates rise

💡 Quick Tip:
Fixed = Stability & predictability
Variable = Flexibility & risk/reward