08/19/2026
Back to school
Home room
Bring the teacher an apple (or AAPL)
You guessed it. Our first closed trade of the new school year is AAPL. It’s apropos to reflect back to an amazing professor at NEU that my colleague, Bonser, and I truly appreciated and considered one of the best. We will refer to him as Dick, since that was his name. He viewed AAPL as one of the most elegant stocks of this generation for analysis and for investment. It’s only fair we tie it all together as schools welcome students back, and we give appreciation for the teachers.
Music class (maybe choir, maybe band, maybe Rock History)
‘Begin the day
With a friendly voice
A companion, unobtrusive
Plays the song that’s so elusive
And the magic music makes your morning mood.’
Gym class
To start the school year and craft a trade, we will focus on jumping rope, hopscotch and jump shots, and culminate with an (exactly) ATM LEAP BuCD, Jan 28 $300 x Sep $320.
Foreign Language
Of course we are studying Greek this semester, or should we more appropriately say the Greeks? We aren’t talking about Odysseus here, rather delta, gamma, theta and vega. Interesting observation - theta accounted for 31% of our return! Ahhh, the elegance of a LEAP BuCD!
Math
We never met a math class we didn’t like, even Ring Theory. Here’s your math assignment.
Trade cost of $4,641.04 per contract
Closing proceeds of $5,348.85 per contract.
July 31 to August 19 holding period.
365 days in 2026.
This is far from Ring Theory, so have at it. You do the math. It’s elementary.
History
As the profound Winnie Churchill said, ‘Those that fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.’ We try to learn from every trade and leverage that experience into our trading rules. Hence, as AAPL predictably closed in on our SC, we entered an aggressive closing order and a little end-of-day pop in price gave us a fill.
Chemistry, or, How our Momentum Oscillator works.
‘Signal transmitted, message received
Reaction making impact invisibly
Elemental telepathy, exchange of energy
Reaction making contact mysteriously.’
Mega props to the Professor.