02/22/2025
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: A historic moment in crypto markets! 🦊🖊️
In the Oval Office, Luni our mascot just signed a decree officially banning « BS Technical Analysis » 📉🚫
Traders caught drawing random lines or using moon cycles to predict Bitcoin now face 10 years in prison. From now on, only AI-driven, eco-friendly intelligence will rule the markets.
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