04/01/2026
🚨 We should probably come clean… 🚨
We’ve been lying this whole time.
The testimonials are completely fake.
Our clients actually can’t stand us.
The service is sloppy, the communication is exhausting, the closings are chaotic, and the rates are offensively high.
Frankly, we’re shocked anyone has ever trusted us with a mortgage.
April Fools 😂
To every family, client, and agent who’s trusted us at Guild Mortgage — thank you for the real reviews, referrals, and support. We never take it for granted 🏡