Faber & Austin Money Laundering

12/20/2017

It’s that time of year again when all your relatives are trying to unload all their durty monies on you. Yuck! Some of those monies have been in the cooches of menstrual st*****rs. Dey definitely need to be cleaned before you hand them over to your local healthcare provider/drug dealer.

Come bring that durty currency to us and we will convert them to clean, ever appreciating bitcoins for you to spend.

Merry Xmas 🎅 💵

07/19/2017

Dis could be a fun nights out with the peoples I know.

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UPDATE!!!!!.........UPDATE!!!
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WInner of the tour is
Josh Winright !!!!!
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Want to win a free two hour bar hopper tour?
Tag a friend and share our page and we'll pick a winner this Friday!😃

You and 8 friends will be carted around for two hours while we play a fun round of bar golf!🏌️
You can choose from playing/drinking 🍺on the front nine bars or the back nine bars.

03/30/2017

Does this look like a problem you are currently facing? Look at all those dirty monies. Yuck!

Come to our warehouse and exchange your government backed bu****it for something that actually has value. GOLD!!! 3 day special only, no cops.

06/16/2016

Oh, how I loves a good rain storms.
All dis wadder washes aways the dirt from the monies.

Oh? Not clean enough, wells, brings it ova here and we cleans it with our special money soaps.
Lots to choose from, plain, strawberries, grapes, mints, doughnuts, vanilla's, and night dreams.
Money smell like your dogs?....................., fugget about it, bada boom bada Bing, your monies is clean.

06/01/2016

As if's dis place was gonna gets any hotta, I goes and flips the wrong switch on the moneys machine.
%50 off all washin's . Now, not later, don't be a wet cannoli. Get down here.

10/02/2015

The weather's getting cold outs side. We's here at Faber & Austin likes to gets all the money's warm and freshlys cleaned for yous before all dat white stuff comes.

Mention dis ads and wills knock of 25% percents of da bills.

03/09/2015

It's tax season!!! We have a well trained staff of CPAs to get you all the monies uncle Sam owes you. Don't feel like waiting for a return? No Problem! We will give you the money you're owed right on the spot. Good, clean crisp fresh monies for your wallet today. No questions asked.

12/04/2014

Yeah, we's been doin some updating and stuff's as of late.
Hope's you all like's the new pictures

04/01/2014

Hey, yous guys and gals, yous knows whats April showers brings? Cleaner moneys. Come on down and get the fresh April shower money washing discount.
Mention this ad and receives an extra 50% off yous washings.

02/11/2014

Hey You's guy's! Tired of that same old run around clean your monies for cheap bull sh*ts you's keep hearin abouts?
Looks no furthers.
We clean all the monies real good for ya in ,like, 2 days .
Who ever heard of a 6 day monies cleaner? Forget about it.
Military, Union, Scab, Retired, or just tired. we give discounts.

Come on down, get da monies cleaned today.