08/27/2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Chris Wholehan is officially 50. 🚨
Yes, 50. Half a century. Five decades. Old enough to have plenty of wisdom… yet still young enough to ignore most of it.
We’ve been preparing Chris for this milestone for a while now including the ridiculous birthday shirts he was forced to endure earlier this summer. And somehow, despite our best efforts to remind him repeatedly that 50 was coming, the big day has officially arrived.
All jokes aside, Chris is the heart of Wholehan Marketing. He leads us, challenges us, supports us, keeps us laughing, and has somehow survived years of working with all of us , which honestly may be his greatest accomplishment.
So today, please help us wish our fearless leader a VERY Happy 50th Birthday!
Chris, we hope your day includes good food, good drinks, absolutely no unnecessary meetings, and nobody asking you to fix anything.
Happy 50th, Chris! 🎂🎉
Don’t worry… 50 is basically 30 with 20 years of experience. 😉