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10/10/2014

What craziness is on the books in Indiana...

Here's a few for ya...

Residents of Indiana may not eat their own severed parts on Fridays.

Young girls are not allowed to ride bicycles for fear they may show or flash white panties to men passing by.

The singing of any Bob Dylan song in public is prohibited.

It is illegal to perform or receive oral s*x.

A man over the age of eighteen may be charged with statutory r**e if the female passenger under the age of seventeen is not wearing her shoes and socks.

This one needs to be adopted by LA county then bye bye budget deficit... All male residents 18 to 50 must work 6 days a year on public roads...

Mustaches are illegal if the person wearing the mustache habitually kisses other humans

Tomorrow, its Iowa's turn.

10/09/2014

Here's some craziness out of Illinois...

Animals can be sent to jail... A monkey once served five days in jail for shoplifting in Chicago.

In Peoria, basketball hoops may not be installed on driveways.

Ottowa it is a criminal offense to spit on the sidewalk. What else can you do but swallow it!

This one is "abnormal" everywhere else but "normal" in Normal, Illinois - It is illegal to make faces at dogs.

Unnecessary repetitive driving is prohibited on 23rd street in Moline.

Ice skating on Riverside pond during the months of June through August is prohibited... it should say impossible!

In Kirkland, bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through Kirkland streets. (No fly zone?)

Any resident of Jollyette is heard by another mispronouncing Joe-lee- ETTE by pronouncing it Jolly-ETTE is guilty of a misdemeanor and will be fined $5.00

Horner, IL, it is illegal for anyone other than law enforcement to use a slingshot

In Galesburg, you will be fined $1,000 if you are caught beating a rat with a baseball bat

No bicyclist may practice "fancy riding" on any public street.
Sec. 28-345. Trick riding. No rider of a bicycle shall remove both hands from the handlebars, or feet from the pedals, or practice any acrobatic or fancy riding on any street. The chief of police or his agent is authorized to approve racing events under section 11-1514 of The Illinois Vehicle Code [625ILCS 5/11-1514]. (Ord.

It is illegal jostling others.
Sec. 15-108. Jostling and crowding.

No person shall jostle or willfully crowd any member of the public in any public or private place, or otherwise interfere intentionally with the peaceful pursuit of their affairs.

(Ord. No. 63-695, S013, 1-21-63)

Illegal to burn bird feathers in Galesburg
Sec. 4-23. Burning of animal matter; prohibited. No person shall burn any feathers, hides or any other animal matter within the corporate limits of the city. (Ord. No. 84-935, ? .10, 2-20-84)

No person may keep a smelly dog in Galesburg...
Sec. 4-6. Noise, odor, etc. No person shall keep or maintain any animal, poultry or fowl in such a manner to cause inconvenience or disturbance to other persons by reason of noise, odor or other cause. (Ord. No. 84-935, ? .0311, 2-20-84)

In Evanston, bowling is illegal.

Crystal Lake says if one decides to plant new sod in his or her yard during the summer months, he or she may not use the city's water to water it.

Don't protest naked in front of Chicago City Hall unless you are under seventeen and have the proper permits. It is illegal.

It is illegal to fly kites within the city limits of Chicago.

And... whatever you do, don't urinate in your neighbor's mouth while in Champaigne, IL. You will face steep penalties if caught.

Tomorrow, let's see what crazy laws exist in Indiana, shall we?

10/08/2014

Okay, here are some interesting laws in Idaho, to say the least:

It is illegal not to smile in public. In 1948, the Mayor of the City of Pocatello, George Phillips, passed an ordinance making it illegal not to smile in Pocatello.

A law that was passed in 1912, made it forbidden to carry a concealed weapon unless some are exhibited to the public.

Dirt may not be swept from one's house into the street. It shall be unlawful for any person to sweep any dirt, trash or rubbish from the interior of any building in the city onto any street, alley or sidewalk in the city.

(Ord. 1, 5-24-1971)

Wallace, Idaho - You are not allowed to sleep in a dog kennel (unless you're a dog.)

Snakes have been banned from biting humans on a Sunday, except when it is snowing.

It's a criminal offense to ride a merry-go-round on Sunday

It is illegal for anyone over the age of eighty-eight to ride a motorcycle.

Cutting off a friend's head with an axe is against the law

If police officers have probable cause that two people are having s*x in a vehicle, the officers must honk their horn three times and wait two minutes prior to approaching the vehicle. (I so wish that was the law when I was growing up)

Kids up to the age of fourteen must have a certificate signed by their parents stating they brush their teeth regularly.

Boise, Idaho - Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back.

A boy can only court a girl with written permission from the father

Unmarried couples in Idaho who have s*x may be jailed for up to six months

Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than 50 lbs.

You may not fish from a camel's back.

There you have it

10/02/2014

Hello, everyone. This out of Florida -
In Tampa, FL its illegal to eat cottage cheese after 6 pm.

In Sarasota, you will be fined $78.00 for hitting a pedestrian.

Fiddlers and stay at home dads are considered vagrants.

Pick up trucks are not allowed to be visible after 7 pm and before 7 am. Means you may not park a pick up on your driveway or city street where it may be seen. !st violation is $100 fine.

In Destin, FL - Torpedoes may not be set off within city limits.

Dublin, Georgia it is illegal to play catch on any city street.

Columbus, Georgia - the fine for waving a gun in public is more than actually shooting it.

Crosses may be burned on someone else's property as long as you have permission.

No one may tease an idiot or feeble minded person.

Have a great day!

10/01/2014

Okay, let's see what stupid laws Delaware has come up with...

Ugly women must call out, "Hideous hag coming" before entering a building where men may be.

Ugly men are not allowed to enter the city before darkness.

Illegal for a woman to drive in a house coat.

The only permissible s*xual position is missionary-style. Any other s*xual position is illegal.

Six year old girls may not run around without being fully clothed.

No person shall pretend to sleep on a bench on the boardwalk.

On Halloween, children may only "Trick-or treat" from 6:00pm to 8:00pm, if Halloween falls on a Sunday, children must "Trick or Treat" on the 30th during the same time.

It is illegal to wear pants that are"firm fitting" around the waist.

Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.

Tomorrow, we'll see how stupid Florida may be...

09/30/2014

Here some laws you should know if you visit the Rocky Mountain State of Colorado.

5-3-6 Use of Fighting Words.

No person shall insult, taunt, or challenge another in a manner likely to provoke a disorderly response. If the person to whom such insult, taunt, or challenge is directed is a police officer, there is no violation of this section until the police officer requests the person to cease.

Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have s*x, is prohibited.

It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.

These come from the State of Connecticut -

The marriage of imbeciles and feeble-minded persons is prohibited. (This law was recently repealed)

You can be stopped by police for biking over 65mph.

More tomorrow. Have a great day!

09/29/2014

Here are some more odd laws on the books;

Is it prohibited to dry your car off with used underwear? Apparently it is in San Franciso, Ca.

It's also prohibitied to give or receive oral s*x in San Francisco!

In Pasadena, it is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with his/her boss! (I plead my fifth amendment right on this one. I didn't know! LOL)

Riverside felt it necessary to prohibit carrying a lunch down the street between 11am and 1 o'clock pm. Who knew?

And the last one for today...

In Eureka, men who wear a mustache are forbidden from kissing women.

More to follow tomorrow...

09/28/2014

Don't Wear a Red Mask In Arizona -

Here some laws in Arizona you should be aware of:

Misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask, becomes a felony.

Follow me closely on this one, You may not protect yourself with the same weapon as your attacker. I'm no lawyer, but I interpret this to mean that it is prohibited to take the weapon away from your attacker and use it on the attacker.

Unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

Having more than two di**os in a house at any given time is prohibited.

Tomorrow, learn if it is illegal to dry one's car off with used underwear.

09/27/2014

Here are some crazy laws that passed over the years. After you hear these, you'll think twice about who you vote into office.

CARMEL, CA - A man that goes outside while wearing a jacket and pants that don't match, is guilty of a misdemeanor

Women may not wear high heels while in city limits.

CAREFUL WHERE YOU DETONATE YOUR NUCLEAR WEAPON!!
CHICO, CA - Detonating a nuclear weapon within city limits results in a $500 fine.

AND THE LAST ONE FOR TODAY -
DANA POINT, CA - One may not use one's own bathroom if window is open. WHAT?!

Until tomorrow. . .

09/26/2014

Here are some laws still on the books in Los Angeles, CA:

Illegal for a man to beat his wife with a
strap wider than two inches without
the wife's permission.

May not bathe two babies in the same
bath tub at the same time.

Illegal to cry on the witness stand while
court is in session.

Illegal for dogs to mate within 500 yds
of a church.

And...

Zoot suits are prohibited within city
limits.

Tomorrow, I will share some crazy laws in Carmel and the penalty for detonating your nuclear device within the city limits of Chico, CA.