06/05/2026
Friday Funnies. Lessons of Life
1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.
3. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
4. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
5. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
6. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
7. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
8. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
9. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
10. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
11. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
12. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
13. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
14. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
15. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.