04/01/2025
In collaboration with Netflix, 401GO will now offer the Netfli(k)! This unique new feature will allow participants to utilize an AI investing tool that will select investments for their retirement portfolio based on their Netflix watching history.
For example, viewers who enjoy cannibalistic thrillers like "Yellowjackets" or post-apocalyptic horrors like "The Walking Dead: Dead City" may be placed in riskier options, while those who prefer heartfelt romances like "Nobody Wants This" or true-life dramas like "The Crown" will be given more conservative funds.
Those unfortunate viewers who regularly consume children’s shows will be given a complimentary custodial IRA account. If you view obviously ridiculous content like "Love is Blind" or "Temptation Island," the AI will assume you are too silly to invest money responsibly, and will shut down your retirement account.