09/02/2026
The soil needed some seasoning 😈🗑️
We owe everyone an apology. We’ve been out here dumping bags of TRASH into oceans, forests, and beaches — with ZERO regret — while calling ourselves a GREEN banking app 🌿
Except none of it was actually “trash” …
Every single item in those bags was fully biodegradable — (plantable, compostable, water-soluble, and eco-friendly) — and broken down into soil nutrients and promote growth
Everything we dumped on land was composted and planted directly into the soil. Everything we dumped in the water was collected immediately after (even though the ingredients are fully safe & dissolvable) so we didn’t disturb the nearby fisherman 🐠
We left every single location better than we found it. And instead of baiting the fish, we baited YOU 😈
And it worked. You were pretty pi**ed off, huh?
Well here’s what should ACTUALLY make you angry — major banks investing BILLIONS of YOUR deposits into fossil fuel projects each year. This causes:
⚠️ Oil spills
⚠️ Pipeline leaks
⚠️ Carbon emissions
⚠️ Deforestation
⚠️ Warming oceans
None of THAT gets filmed & turned into rage bait. It happens quietly — using YOUR money — without you knowing
WE made a different choice. We put our money somewhere that actually protects the planet AND your wallet. Somewhere that helps reduce your carbon footprint JUST by how you spend every single day.
No lifestyle changes, no sacrifice. Just a different decision about what your money funds ♻️💸
If this video made you angry… GOOD. That energy is what this planet needs — Channel it towards making a real impact
Comment ‘GREEN’ and we’ll send you everything 🌱