06/21/2024
The end of a chapter : Thank for purchasing my large Farmers Insurance sign good luck on your new business as an “Agency Owner” Now my blog ; I decided to take a road trip to North end of MN cause it be more cost effective then to ship the sign by freight. Monday and Tuesday I drove non stop except to get gas through Barstow then I-40 through Az, Nm, Texas , Oklahoma, Kansas , Nebraska , South and North Dakota then arrived Tuesday night to sleep in a rental minivan by a closed State Farm office on other side of town! On way back I thought I died sleeping while driving at the South Dakota Wyoming border cause I woke up to lane assist maneuver back on the road ! I heard a loud siren 🚨 ringing on my ear but did not find an ambulance. Then I felt weirded out cause I drove through 12 hours or more of farms on one way side street with no end in sight. Then came across a lively downtown area we’re all the shops peek my interest. Then I could take it and pulled over on the shoulder at the entrance and an abandoned construction site with trump 2024 and ultra maga flags. I felt comfortable taking a nap here cause I might be dead anyways ! 🤷♂️I woke up to no one around and went back into the highway to drive through mointains of Wyoming in the middle of the night! I drove through Utah where the gas attendants are super nice and sleep couple more hours at a random apartment parking lot in Utah . Drove through Arizona then Vegas to pick up 30 White Castle sliders. Driving from Vegas to San Bernardino was a piece of cake while my sliders still warm ! I should have took this route in the first place! I have a fear of driving up the mountains ever since I inspected a house for insurance purposes in Crestline and I missed the exit and the next exit is 5 miles up the hill ! My knuckles tense up while the locals drove with passed me while I’m driving on the right lane brake pumping every 2 seconds on my 2003 Infiniti g35 couple looking down a long steep cliff lol . This was today and yesterday ! Last Monday and Tuesday was a Disaster! The enterprise rep paired my phone to the minivan and couldn’t unlock my phone went to spectrum to have one of employees unlock it. Left late at noon drive up Barstow to I -40 to AZ, NM, caught wind in NM, then a storm in Texas and Oklahoma where tons of flying insects splatted all over the front bumper and windshield. Looks like ketchup and mustard stains. Also do not drink a cookies and cream protein shake while on a long road trip. I drop 5 pounds and a big donation to that mom and pop gas station in Kansas. Them mid America is endless one lane street and to meet big rigs during oncoming traffic and drivers in front drive exactly at 65mph!! At MN, Winnipeg Canadian border met another big rainstorm , winds , cloudy where max speed limit is 85 mph while I was wearing shorts and a thin Bo Jackson Raiders sweatshirt while driving carefully cause I’m lugging expensive Farmers Insurance signage while everyone else was racing like playing Mario Kart. So shout out to my friends on Facebook that live in Arizona, New Mexico , Texas , Oklahoma , Kansas , Nebraska, South Dakota ☠️, North Dakota ,Minnesota , Wyoming, Utah, and Nevada ! Now I can say I drove through your State now. I’m glad to be at Sweet Home San Bernardino , alive , and enjoying 30 sliders from White Castle ! May have a cookies and cream UBE Ice cream later! Next up need to sell the smaller Farmers Insurance sign ! 🤷♂️ Just a side note All of America are nice people to me at least while gases prices in California is $5.89 it’s $2.99 to $3.29. Here are a few pictures of my Solo Road trip from Monday to Today! 👊🏾
