Schenecker Bail Bonds

04/23/2018

04/23/2010

might need someone to bond us out of jail this weekend. One of our own, Heather (A.K.A Heffa Jo, 2Hef, or just plain Hef), is turning 30. The steaks are marinating, the grill is prepped, and 5 (FIVE) liters of vodka have been infusing for almost two weeks. Sh*t might just get crazy. Keep your cell phone on, MeeMee! We might need a group bond rate!

04/10/2010

Did you know they once made a Rick Schenecker toilet paper? It wasn't on the market long because it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.

04/05/2010

Google doesn't let you search for bounty hunter Chuck Schenecker because it knows you can't find him...bounty hunter Chuck Schenecker finds you.

04/03/2010

Happy Easter weekend! Should any of you or your family members go out and celebrate a little too much tonight and get arrested, be sure and call Schenecker Bail Bonds to get you out. We'll get you out in time for you to eat some Easter ham. With a surcharge of a to-go bag for your favorite bondsman, of course.

03/29/2010

Rick Schenecker is suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

03/28/2010

Rick got jealous, so here's a Chuck Norris fact about him (not a coincidence that it uses his favorite f word): Crop circles are Rick "Norris" Schenecker's way of telling the world that sometimes corn just needs to lie the f*ck down.

03/28/2010

Some people wear Superman pajamas, but Superman wears Chuck "Norris" Schenecker pajamas.