04/01/2026
đ¨ BIG ANNOUNCEMENT đ¨
After many requests, weâre excited to officially launch our newest insurance product.
đĽ Bacon Protection Insurance đĽ
Because letâs be honestânothing hurts more than dropping that last perfectly crispy piece on the floor.
Our comprehensive plan covers:
âď¸ Accidental bacon drops
âď¸ Unauthorized family member âsamplingâ
âď¸ Overcooking (we wonât judge⌠much)
Optional rider available for pancakes đĽ
Call us today to get sizzling coverage before itâs gone!
Offer expires April 1st at midnight⌠or does it? đ