Newport Payments

Newport Payments The best merchant service provider in Richfield Ohio!

We know those processing fees are killing you. Like those narcotics.
11/19/2022

We know those processing fees are killing you. Like those narcotics.

This Fuking kid is a loser. He grew up and got into merchant services. He’s the D-Bag that won’t sell CD. Rip a Newp ya ...
09/02/2022

This Fuking kid is a loser. He grew up and got into merchant services. He’s the D-Bag that won’t sell CD. Rip a Newp ya little s**t and sell cd

We are back you hoes. Was a fun few months in the slammer. No it wasn’t numnuts. I had to protect the goods the whole ti...
08/30/2022

We are back you hoes. Was a fun few months in the slammer. No it wasn’t numnuts. I had to protect the goods the whole time I was there. My butt goods. Anyway, I’m back in time to hear your bum ass promotions. 10x. SMH. Unreal. I got 200x in that carton. 200 fresh Newports with that fresh filter smell. Get a free carton for every deal you send us you nerds.

Elon be smoking that good s**t!
04/29/2022

Elon be smoking that good s**t!

We heard there was new versions of Cash discount coming out. Our advanced team of idiots created the newest version that...
02/15/2022

We heard there was new versions of Cash discount coming out. Our advanced team of idiots created the newest version that cannot be beat. Cash Discount 892.0. Customer is surcharged $26.72 and receives a free pack of Newports. Best offer in the game!

Deal of the Century ! We are giving away crack pipes and a pack of cigarette for every new merchant! Join Newport Paymen...
02/11/2022

Deal of the Century ! We are giving away crack pipes and a pack of cigarette for every new merchant!

Join Newport Payments and receive the Best in Class customer service, State of the Art Technology, competitive industry pricing, and a free crack pipe.

The last thing we are going to do is get showed up by the government !!

This is a real ad that we did at a bus stop. We did not photoshop this. This is real. We got six leads off this bad boy....
01/24/2022

This is a real ad that we did at a bus stop. We did not photoshop this. This is real. We got six leads off this bad boy. 5 of them might smoke crack and call us while tweeking and then pass out on the bench. However, One of them tried bumming a cigarette from the pack. He thought it was real. Because it’s a real ad. Not a photoshopped one you haters

Flipping chickens and payments! If this half brain dead guy can do it so can you !
01/19/2022

Flipping chickens and payments! If this half brain dead guy can do it so can you !

Someone tell this guy that I have a desk and a pack of Newports ready for him anytime !
01/06/2022

Someone tell this guy that I have a desk and a pack of Newports ready for him anytime !

I see you recruiters putting in that work 🚬🚬🚬
01/04/2022

I see you recruiters putting in that work 🚬🚬🚬

Welcome our newest rep. He collects leads. Can’t close them. Then he tries to sells that garbage to other reps. But hey,...
12/22/2021

Welcome our newest rep. He collects leads. Can’t close them. Then he tries to sells that garbage to other reps.

But hey, he smokes a Newport with fu$ style!!!

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5143 Brecksville Road
Richfield, OH
44286

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+18006397678

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