05/22/2026
Somewhere at the Jersey Shore right nowā¦
a homeowner is sitting on their deckā¦
š«ļø staring at the overcast weather
š sipping a White Claw
š watching the bay get choppy
ā¦completely unaware theyāre paying THOUSANDS too much for insurance because their current agent communicates exclusively through smoke signals and voicemail.
Meanwhile Iām over here answering texts like itās a personality disorder.
Apparently that now makes me the āswipe rightā version of insurance agents š
āļø I answer my phone
āļø I explain insurance in actual English
āļø I shop multiple companies
āļø I understand coastal homes and flood insurance
āļø I donāt disappear for 4-6 business days after you ask a question
Honestly⦠the amount of people whoāve told me:
āMy agent never explained that to meā¦ā
is borderline concerning.
Especially at the Jersey Shore where:
š flood zones matter
šØ wind deductibles matter
š roof coverage matters
š and having an agent who actually responds REALLY matters
So if your current insurance relationship feels emotionally unavailableā¦
ā¦it may be time to swipe right.
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