06/11/2026
⚽ The World Cup is on.
Which means for the next two weeks Philly people will do what we always do...
Pretend we've been soccer experts our entire lives.
Suddenly every guy who couldn't name a single player last Tuesday is explaining formations like he's been coaching in Europe for 20 years.
"See what they need to do is attack the left side."
Buddy...
Last month you called a corner kick a foul shot.
The same guy who asks his wife where the ketchup is while standing directly in front of it is now breaking down international soccer strategy.
Amazing.
By Friday he'll be an expert on:
✅ Argentina
✅ Portugal
✅ International diplomacy
✅ Global economics
✅ Why the coach is an idiot
Then next week it'll be baseball season again and he'll go back to yelling at the Phillies and how Andrew Painter stinks
The confidence of middle-aged men remains undefeated!!
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