10/31/2023
A Halloween poem for the fraught Floridians and their fickle finances upon receiving their insurance renewal...
"Once upon a midday dreary, Floridians pondered, weak and weary, in their armchairs like an eerie Saturday afternoon of yore.
Over many a quaint and curious volume of college football scores,
They nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of someone gently rapping, rapping at their sunroom door.
“’Tis some solar panel solicitor,” they muttered, “tapping at our sunroom porch door — Only this and nothing more.”
Yet, alas! The truth was graver, not a specter, nor a wayfarer,
But the growing shadow of rising home insurance costs evermore.
In this land of sun and seaside, where dreams once did reside,
Now echoed the haunting cry from prices Floridians couldn't ignore.
“Woe is me,” cried many a soul, “for these insurance costs take a heavy toll!
Is there no solace, no control, from this burden we abhor?”
Then, a whisper through the night, a beacon of hope, shining bright,
“Turn thy gaze to this agency's light, and the answers you implore.
With Nelson Insurance Agency, despair no more, nevermore.”
Seek then, dear heart, their wise consult, and let your worries come to a halt.
Against the ravening tide of soaring rate, they'll be your fortified fort.
Harken to their call and with a quote, you shall thwart the stormy onslaught.
And forever shall you rest, with peace and security, in your port."
If you find yourself frightened by your insurance renewals, go to nelsoninsurance.org and get a quote. Auto, Home, Flood, small business, we will do our best to protect you from both the cosmic horrors of rising costs, and the monstruous other perils you may face...