04/01/2025
📦 New Life Insurance Add-On: “Pet Policy Riders” 🐶🐱🦜
Now covering your goldfish’s retirement plan, your cat’s trust fund, and emotional support duck inheritance!
Because everyone deserves a safety net.
📝 Starting April 1st... and ending April 1st.
(But seriously, let’s talk about real policies that protect your family.) 😂