04/01/2026
“We’re Pivoting” 😜
🚨 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
After careful consideration, we’ve decided to pivot Miller Investment into a full-time beachside smoothie hut. 🍍🥥
Retirement planning? Out.
Pineapple portfolio bowls? In.
…April Fools!
We’re still here helping you plan smarter retirements and avoid financial surprises 😉
(But we do support investing in vacations.)