12/12/2025
You ever notice how at family gatherings thereās always one relative who shows up with a dish that looks like it survived a natural disasterāand the whole family has to pretend itās āinterestingā?
Aunt Linda brought a casserole today that was both burnt and soggy. I donāt know how she did it. It defied physics. Pretty sure the smoke detector tried to file a complaint.
And while everyone else was politely poking it with a fork, I had one thought:
This is exactly why you shouldnāt wait until next year to look into life insurance.
Because if cousin Rickās āexperimentalā potato salad doesnāt get youā¦ something eventually will. š
Protect yourself. Protect your family. And maybe protect your stomach too.
