08/28/2026
Reasons I probably SHOULDN’T be your insurance agent… 😂
1. I’m too bald.
Your current agent probably has better hair.
2. I’m too ugly.
Luckily, most insurance can be handled over the phone. 😂
3. I ask WAY too many questions.
Apparently I want to know what’s important to you and what actually needs protected.
4. You might find out you’re underinsured.
Ignorance was probably more peaceful. 😬
5. I might save you money.
Then you’ll have to figure out what to do with it.
6. I’ll probably bother you again next year.
Apparently I think your insurance should actually be reviewed.
If you can get past all that, I might be your guy. 😂🛡️