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10/31/2023

I got the crap scared out of me this morning. I have a craze m**h head down the street and u never know what state of mind he's in. Well this morning I heard someone talking on my front porch and I waited for them to knock but they didn't I looked out my peep hole . Nothing was out there. I opened the door nobody was out there. When I stepped outside I heard the ... Get this mailman I could hear him two houses down talking on his cellphone. I was so mad. It scared the shiii out of me. I called post office. They didn't say I'm so sorry. Nothing. She said I'll tell him. That is bull crap. I'm in alot of pain to get up to answer. My door to a mailman talking on a cellphones.

11/14/2022

Good one

This old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said “I would like to withdraw $10”. The teller told her “for withdrawals less than $100, please use the ATM.
The old lady wanted to know why... The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her “these are the rules, please leave if there is no further matter. There is a line of customers behind you”.
The old lady remained silent for a few seconds and handed her card back to the teller and said “please help me withdraw all the money I have.” The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her “you have $300,000 in your account but the bank doesn’t have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back again tomorrow?
The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately. The teller told her any amount up to $3000. “Well please let me have $3000 now.” The teller kindly handed $3000 very friendly and with a smile to her.
The old lady put $10 in her purse and asked the teller to deposit $2990 back into her account. 😏
The moral of this story is....
Don’t be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skill