04/24/2026
MN Survival Guide: Cabin Opening Tetris.
It’s that time of year where "trunk space" is just a suggestion. If you haven’t used a bungee cord as a structural component for your SUV, are you even a Minnesotan?
You’ve got the coolers, gear, and that giant inflatable swan that definitely didn’t need to be inflated yet. It’s a delicate balance of physics and sheer willpower.
Remember: the first person to complain about a fishing rod in their ear mows the lawn at the lake! May your knots hold and your snacks be reachable.