06/28/2024
Dad jokes so you can be the life of the party over the 4th of July:
1. If you cross a patriot and a poodle what do you get?
a. A Yanke doodle.
2. Was the declaration of Independence written in Philadelphia?
a. NO, it was written in ink.
3. How come there are no Knock-Knock jokes about America?
a. Cause Freedom Rings.