Shunkwiler Financial

06/11/2026

06/09/2026

Happy Birthday, Carina!

You never quite know what Carina will have in hand when she walks through the door—whether it’s a high-tech osmosis water bottle, a stunning new piece of jewelry, or a unique knick-knack that immediately becomes a conversation starter. But one thing is certain: if there’s a fact you didn't know, you’re about to learn it. Between the countless books she’s read and the endless hours of podcasts she’s consumed, she is a walking encyclopedia of fascinating information.

To our lifelong learner and the undisputed "Queen of Ideas," we hope this is your best birthday yet. Your passion for growth is inspiring, and we love watching you channel that energy into your women’s events. You have a rare gift for connecting with everyone you meet, leaving them feeling seen and heard. Keep pushing forward and making those meaningful waves—the world needs more of your spark!

Love,
Your Work Fam

06/01/2026

This month's Shunk Hunk of the Month is none other than......

Dr. Kyle Shunkwiler of Spine & Sport Chiropractic & Physical Therapy.

Rumor has it the weights at his gym file restraining orders when they see him walk through the door.

Most chiropractors study the human body. Kyle appears to have personally collected all of the muscles.

Witnesses claim his biceps are so large they have their own beneficiaries and estate plan!

Sources close to the situation have confirmed that Kyle doesn't get adjusted by chiropractors. Instead, he simply flexes and his vertebrae realign themselves out of respect.

In fact, local researchers recently discovered that Lincoln's property values increase within a three-mile radius whenever Kyle wears a sleeveless shirt.....

Need someone to carry all the groceries in one trip? Kyle was born for this moment.

Need help moving a couch?

Kyle.

Need help moving a refrigerator?

Kyle.

Need help moving a refrigerator while carrying a couch and explaining proper spinal alignment?

Still Kyle.

You can find this month's Shunk Hunk at:

4130 Pioneer Woods Dr. #3
Lincoln, NE 68506

📞 (402) 261-6841

Rumor has it Kyle isn't even the only good-looking one at Spine & Sport.

Multiple eyewitnesses have reported that the hiring process appears to consist of only two questions:

1. Do you know human anatomy?
2. Do you have 24 inch pythons?

At this point, visiting Spine & Sport is basically a two-for-one special:
✔️ Better posture
✔️ Even better visuals!

Mention "Shunk Hunk of the Month" when you call. It won't get you a discount, but it will probably make the front desk laugh.

05/10/2026

Happy Mother’s Day from the Shunkwiler team! 💗

05/01/2026

ALERT! ALERT!

May's SHUNK HUNK OF THE MONTH: Hot (and we mean Hottttt off the press and freshly cut)!

When Joel isn't busy slinging high-level numbers or dominating the complex financial spreadsheets over at Shunkwiler Financial, he is living his true truth: Competitive Grass Maintenance. No, that wasn't a typo. This man literally competes in grass competitions. We’re talking about a guy who knows the difference between Kentucky Bluegrass and Fescue like most people know their own children’s birthdays.

He’s out there measuring blade height with a micrometer and whispering sweet nothings to the nitrogen-rich topsoil. If your lawn isn't "Best in Show" yet, it’s simply because it hasn't met its master. Whether he's balancing a portfolio at the office or balancing the minerals in your mulch, the man is a perfectionist.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can he make your neighbor’s yard look like a dusty abandoned lot by comparison, but he’s also doing it all while being 100% single. That’s right—this legendary turf-warrior is a bachelor and officially ready to mingle. He’s looking for someone who appreciates a perfectly manicured edge and doesn't mind a partner who might occasionally prioritize a strict watering schedule over a movie night.

So, if you want a man who is as precise with his heart as he is with his lawn stripes, Joel is your guy. Come say hi—just please, for the love of all things holy, stay off the grass.

04/08/2026

Happy Birthday to the man, the myth, the legend: Jared! 🎂🎈

We honestly don’t know anyone else who can so perfectly balance an appreciation for the finer things with a deep, spiritual devotion to Taco Bell and Chipotle. You’re the only person we know who can make a Burrito Supreme and a custom Starbucks order look like a world-class pairing. ☕🌮🌯

We also don't think we'll ever let you live down the moment we realized you thought the Titanic was just a Hollywood blockbuster and not... you know, an actual historical event. 🚢🧊 Honestly, we kind of envy that level of blissful ignorance!

May your day be filled with extra guac, a perfectly caffeinated Starbucks run, and zero iceberg warnings. Have the best day, Ja-Rad!

Love,
Your Work Fam

04/01/2026

🦖🚨 APRIL HUNK OF THE MONTH: CARTER 🚨🦖

It’s officially Carter Season, and honestly… was there ever any doubt?

Meet the man, the myth, the legend—Carter, your April Hunk of the Month. A guy so cool under pressure, he can casually hold a baby T-Rex like it’s a fluffy kitten… while the rest of us would be filing a “NOPE” report and sprinting in the opposite direction.

But here’s the twist—don’t let those heroic biceps and action-movie energy fool you…
This is the same guy who goes home after a long day of Jurassic-level policing to hang out with his true best friend: his cat, "Mr. Jingles." 🐱

That’s right.
The man who can handle dinosaurs… is also out here baby-talking his cat and probably letting him win arguments.

Carter is the perfect mix of:
💪 Mighty enough to handle a T-Rex
🐾 Gentle enough to be ruled by a house cat
😎 Cool enough to make it all look effortless

If Jurassic Park had hired Carter, the movie would’ve been 10 minutes long:
“Dinosaurs escaped.”
“Carter showed up.”
“Everything’s fine now.”

So here’s to the officer who proves you can be tough, kind, and ridiculously good-looking all at once—Carter, April’s Hunk of the Month 🔥

Protecting the streets.
Taming the wild.
And heading home to Mr. Jingles for cuddles.

03/03/2026

This "cool kat" is officially celebrating one year with Shunkwiler Financial today! Coincidentally, he’s also our March "Hunk of the Month."

Jared (aka JA-RAD) plays an integral role on the New Business team. He’s the definition of reliable—someone who always does exactly what he says he’s going to do, usually with a smile on his face.

Despite a "minor" misunderstanding regarding the Titanic, Eric and the rest of the team agree that Jared deserves a massive pat on the back for everything he’s contributed this past year.

Thanks for all you do, J! We’re looking forward to another 31,536,000 seconds of working with you! 🥂

Love,
Your Work Fam

03/02/2026

Is it the office heater, or is it just our Hunk of the Month, Jared Barnes?

It’s a new month, which means it’s time to objectify…I mean bring your attention to yet another heartthrob!

Jared is a powerhouse on our New Business team, but don't let the sharp professional exterior fool you. Jared recently dominated the office Valentine’s Day box, decorating contest. His fam sure showed up for that one ---(we see you)!

When he's not busy posing for the latest article in, The Daily Zoos: The "Hunk of the Habitat" edition, he’s a devoted dad and a soon-to-be hubby.

Enjoy the view while you can, because Jared is officially "off the market" this August!

Enjoying the view of our latest Alpha?? 🔥 Don’t be shy—Like, Share, and Follow to give back to Jared for being such a 'Zootiful' addition to your feed! Plus, you’ll want to stay tuned; our Hunk of the Month roster for the rest of the year is looking absolutely wild.