03/11/2022
Accidents Happen!
What qualifies as an accident, so you can use your accident insurance that starts at $22/month????? BTW, your Home Warranty is more expensive than this!
1. Child gets hurt doing anything! Yes, anything!
2. You walked off a curb and twist your ankle. Although you may not want to admit that you are this unathletic!
3. Your child falls out of his gaming chair reaching for the last Totino’s pizza roll and fractures his wrist catching himself. Wish you would have let him play football right about now?
4. You attempt to recreate a Bloomin’ Onion with your new set of CUTCO knives and sever your index finger in half.
5. Your child walks into an immovable object while texting and her head requires stitches.
6. You attend a 5am bootcamp and realize that you are not as young as you thought you were while on your way to get an MRI for a torn labrum.
7. Your daughter decides to try an Olympic flip set from your den into the office breaking her leg on your desk that jumped out of nowhere.
8. Trying to mimic your daughter’s TikTok video, you fall over the coffee table face planting into the TV that you have fully insured through Best Buy. Wish your ER visit was fully insured as well?!
9. Your child goes to a pool, gets on a boat, goes skiing, attends a dance, plays pick-up basketball, gets whiplash as a girl passes in a car, reads a freakin’ book and gets a paper cut…
10. You start your story with, “you are not going to believe this, but I was doing X, and BAM, I was in the emergency room!” I feel like this mostly happens to people in the South although I have no corroborating statistics.
Bottom line, medical claims are either because you are sick or HAVE AN ACCIDENT!
My family is on the $42 plan. For $42 bones a month, I get up to $3000 in medical expense coverage for each member of my family. I have 5, FIVE, CINCO, CINQ, or V family members. $42 covers ALL my family members and will cover EACH of them for multiple accidents per year.
Most of you reading this have a $3000-$8700 deductible, tell me why you do not have an accident plan?
