The Insurance Squirrel

04/18/2026

Happy Saturday, ☀️

If you see someone outside this morning staring into their coffee like it personally betrayed them… mind your business. It’s me.

Trying to enjoy a peaceful desert morning while my brain is already:
• making a to-do list I fully intend to ignore
• replaying conversations from 2007 for no reason
• and wondering if I left something important somewhere… at some point

Also, I made a stickman video (yes… stickman 😂) because clearly I’ve reached peak adulthood.

If nothing else, let this be your reminder:
✔️ drink your coffee
✔️ ignore at least one responsibility
✔️ embrace the chaos just a little

Hope your Saturday is as productive or unproductive as you want it to be 🙌

04/17/2026

Insurance agent by day, chaos coordinator by night (and honestly, all the hours in between). Mom of two humans who keep me humble, and dog mom of three who definitely think they pay the bills. Living that high desert life where it’s either beautiful or aggressively windy for no reason. This page isn’t about just one thing, it’s about my life as it actually is. Some days it’s insurance tips, some days it’s mom chaos, and some days it’s me just trying to keep up. If you like real, a little sarcasm, and not taking life too seriously, you’ll fit right in here. Welcome to my slightly unfiltered everyday life. Where coffee is necessary, schedules are questionable, and I’m figuring things out in real time. I’ll share what I learn, what I mess up, and everything in between. Follow along if you want honesty, laughs, and a little bit of real life mixed with business. And maybe some dog content.

03/21/2026

📱 If dogs had a group chat…

Blue: “I found something outside, I’m gonna eat it”
Rip: “Don’t tell mom”
Otter: “I support this decision 💛”

Me: “WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS” 😭

And this is exactly why I talk about pet insurance 😅

Because accidents, random snacks, and chaos are basically part of the job description of being a dog 🐶

The goal isn’t to stop them…
It’s to be prepared when they do what they do best

🐿️ Insurance Squirrel tip: A small monthly plan > a big unexpected bill

If your dog has ever stressed you out for .5 seconds… you qualify for this conversation 😂

Message me anytime!

03/21/2026

🐶 Real talk for dog parents…

You probably spend more on your pup’s food each month than you would on pet insurance.

For less than the cost of keeping their bowl full, you can have:
✔️ Peace of mind
✔️ Help with unexpected vet bills
✔️ Protection for those “uh oh… what did they just eat?!” moments

Because let’s be honest…
Dogs will be dogs.
And somehow, they always find trouble when you least expect it 😅

Whether it’s a surprise injury, a mystery snack, or just life happening… having coverage means you don’t have to choose between your wallet and your best friend ❤️

If you’ve ever worried about a sudden vet bill, this might be something worth looking into.

🐾 Your dog depends on you… this is just one more way to show up for them.

03/19/2026

“Hey 👋 I’m Melissa… aka the insurance squirrel (and my policy pups!) 🐿️
Here to make insurance make sense (finally).”

03/16/2026

Hello everyone! 👋

I’m excited to introduce myself as The Insurance Squirrel 🐿️ (Melissa Dixon). My goal is simple — to help individuals and families better understand their options when it comes to life, accident, and health insurance.

Insurance can sometimes feel confusing or overwhelming, and I believe people deserve clear information and honest guidance so they can make the decisions that are right for them and their families.

This page will be a place where I share helpful tips, answer common questions, and talk about ways to prepare for the unexpected. No pressure, no complicated language — just useful information and real conversations.

If you ever have questions about life, accident, or health coverage, feel free to reach out. I’m always happy to help.

Thanks for being here and supporting The Insurance Squirrel! 🐿️

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