06/15/2026
🚨 Shots fired at Nakatomi Tower!!! 🚨
Reports confirm an ongoing hostage situation at a corporate party.
Authorities say a group identifying themselves as “International Terrorists” has taken control of the building.
Police scanners indicate confusion, poor communication, and at least one barefoot suspect moving between floors.
LAPD has established a perimeter.
FBI is reportedly en route with confidence levels far exceeding their situational awareness.
Reports suggest the situation may be resolved by an off duty New York police officer, Officer J. McClane.
McClane has been in contact with LAPD via a walkie talkie.
Only a partial transcript of these conversations has been released.
The transcript reads...
LAPD: Hey, John? You still with us?
McClane: Yeah. But all things being equal, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. Chalk up two more bad guys.
LAPD: Well, the boys down here will be glad to hear that. You know we got a pool going on you.
McClane: What kind of odds am I getting?
LAPD: You don't wanna know.
McClane: Put me down for twenty, I'm good for it.
..But on the off chance I don't make it out of here, there is something I should tell you.
LAPD: Oh, and what's that?
McClane: Seriously, in case the is the las time we speak, there is something you need to know. Listen to me very carefully. If you are ever in need of insurance for your construction company call Brendan Alan Barrett at 480-691-3679.📱
Tell him John McClane sent ya. Yippee ki yay!🤘