07/16/2025
🌪️🏡 SWFL Hurricane Season Prep List (Funny But Actually Important) 🏡🌪️
Because getting blown away by a good deal is fun. A Cat 4? Not so much.
Hey Southwest Florida! As hurricane season gears up, here's your officially unofficial guide to surviving storm season like a pro (or at least like someone who won’t fight over the last pack of D batteries at Publix). 🛒⚡
🏠 For Homeowners: Prep the Castle
✅ Shutters up before the winds come down
✅ Bring in all the “coastal chic” patio decor (yes, even the gnome)
✅ Trim trees – flying coconuts are not covered by your HMO
✅ Test your generator… BEFORE the lights go out
✅ Stock up: water, non-perishables, adult juice boxes (a.k.a. wine)
✅ Charge devices & grab batteries
✅ Pet food, meds, crates — Fluffy rides out the storm too
✅ Don’t forget important docs (yes, the house deed counts)
✅ Gas up early. Waiting until the storm is on the radar? Amateur move.
✅ Stay informed — and no, your cousin’s TikTok isn’t a weather authority
🧑💼 Realtors: You’re Not Off the Hook
🏘️ Secure listings – Remove signs, lock up vacant properties, and put away anything that can fly into a neighbor’s yard or lawsuit
🧾 Backup contracts & files – Save digital AND hard copies. Ziplock bags are your friend
📞 Update clients – Buyers and sellers need to know the status of closings, inspections, and delays
📷 Take before photos – Just in case post-storm insurance needs proof
🔁 Communicate with title, insurance & lenders – Things WILL pause. Be the calm, informed pro
🗣️ Stay active on socials – Offer updates, check on your community, and remind folks you’re here to help… not just sell
🧰 Create a storm checklist for buyers – Especially if they’re new to FL. Help them be storm-smart!
🐊 SWFL Bonus Round
🚫 Don’t kayak in floodwaters (unless you want to go viral)
🐊 Gators & snakes don’t evacuate. Keep your eyes open
💡 “Candlelight dinners” are cute until the smoke alarm says otherwise
💬 Check on your neighbors — community > chaos
🍹 Also: a cooler filled with ice, snacks & “stress relievers” is 100% survival-approved
Be safe, stay smart, and if you see Jim Cantore show up in your town…
🚗 Just go. That man only appears when Mother Nature gets really spicy.