04/01/2026
📣👽 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗖𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗔𝗚𝗘 𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗥𝗧 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗣𝗮𝘂𝗹𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲!
With recent announcements about UAEs and aliens we’re excited to announce TODAY our latest policy: Alien Abduction Insurance!
𝗛𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁:
🛸 Your car getting beamed up mid-commute?
🏡 Your house mysteriously floating into the sky?
🐶 Your dog becoming best friends with extraterrestrials?
Don’t panic if you're in an high rate of alien abduction zones...we’ve got you covered! Get a FREE QUOTE today @ paulson-insurance.com. Our new policy protects against:
✅ UFO encounters
✅ Unexpected space travel
✅ ETs of all types and sizes