10/06/2026
💀 Please join us in welcoming the newest member of our team — Tommy Lee Bones! 💀
Tommy comes to us with years of experience in insurance and a reputation for being dead serious about coverage. 😂
He specializes in finding the bare bones of every policy, has never missed a deadline, and you can always count on him to sit quietly while you complain about your premium.
Unfortunately, his customer service skills are a little stiff, and getting him to answer the phone has been nearly impossible.
He’s currently studying our company guidelines, but as you can see, the job is already working him to the bone.
Welcome to the team, Tommy Lee Bones! 💀🕶️
P.S. He’s only been here a few days and is already asking about his benefits. 😂