04/19/2026
PUBLIC SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT
Day 25… and we unlocked a bonus level called “please don’t set us on fire again.”
A cigarette got tossed from a car into our brand new mulch… and yep, it lit up.
We love a good spark behind the bar, not in the landscaping.
Real talk: please do not throw ci******es anywhere near our building. We’re rebuilding, not auditioning for a sequel.
Help us keep the only thing smoking around here the kitchen when we reopen. 🔥