The Tortoise and the Hare LLC

The Tortoise and the Hare LLC Time tested investment strategies for the do it yourself investor.

With 38 years of valuable lessons working as a licensed investment advisor right out of college to managing my own investment accounts and helping friends and family along the way.

Who is teaching your kids about investing, saving, money management?Our Substack newsletter is mostly free and we write ...
08/23/2026

Who is teaching your kids about investing, saving, money management?

Our Substack newsletter is mostly free and we write about all this and more.

Paid subscribers get real time trade alerts, advance notice of new positions we are contemplating, position updates, a look at our portfolio mix, income strategies we use for our own accounts along with occasional stock and options trades we are making for our own accounts.

We have a long history of outperforming major market indexes.

Looking for income? We have two large cap ETF’s we own sizable positions in on that produce 12-14% tax advantaged monthly cash flow….MOST, @ 95% OF IT IS NOT TAXABLE….That’s right!!

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08/14/2026
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Returns like this aren’t accidental.  They are the result of patience, time and being in the sectors where growth is hap...
07/11/2026

Returns like this aren’t accidental. They are the result of patience, time and being in the sectors where growth is happening.

Yeah we’ve made mistakes along the way.

This is roughly 5 years of results for my sister that I initiated while COVID had wrecked markets creating a lifetime opportunity.

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07/11/2026

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Korean memory chip maker SKHynix, the worlds largest high density memory (hdm) chip manufacturer, made it’s US stock market debut yesterday on the Nasdaq with a market valuation of nearly 1 trillion dollars under the ticker SKHYV.

Social Security has failed a generation of not only average earning blue collar workers but above average earners as wel...
06/14/2026

Social Security has failed a generation of not only average earning blue collar workers but above average earners as well….and without some changes to the system, it will continue to do so.

Today’s average SSI payment is less than $2000….very few retirees will see more than $3000 even after contributions for 40 plus years.

Congress, it’s time for a change.

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