Chicken to CASH

Chicken to CASH YOU BRING US CHICKENS, WE GIVE YOU CASH, IDIOT! LIVE! DEAD! COLD! FRIED! BONES! FEATHERS! MINT CONDITION! HALF EATEN! CHICKEN TO CASH! YOU GOT IT? DON'T BE AN IDIOT!

CHICKEN TO CASH WORKS BY A VERY SIMPLE PROCESS! CHICKEN PRICES ARE CURRENTLY AT AN ALL TIME HIGH! YOU BRING US YOUR OLD, UNUSED, OR BROKEN CHICKENS THEN WE WEIGH THEM AND GIVE YOU CASH! THE CHICKENS ARE THEN SENT OFF TO OUR HEADQUARTERS TO BE MELTED DOWN IN TO SHINY NEW CHICKENS! YOU GOT IT!

06/12/2021

JINGLE JINGLE, TIS THE SEASON, HAPPY POULTRY DAY! TRADE IN YOUR CHICKENS TODAY FOR BIG BAWKS! IN HONOR OF OUR HOLIEST OF DAYS, TODAY ONLY WE'LL BE ACCEPTING EGGS! WHAT A DEAL! YOU GIVE US CHICKENS, WE GIVE YOU CASH! DON'T BE AN IDIOT!

05/14/2021

BREAKING NEWS FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
CURRENTLY PLACING BOUNTIES ON RESIDENTS OF CHICKEN, ALASKA! THANK YOU!

05/14/2021

HAPPY NATIONAL CHICKEN DANCE DAY! WE WON'T PAY TO WATCH YOU DANCE LIKE A CHICKEN BUT FOR TODAY ONLY WE'LL PAY DOUBLE FOR YOUR DANCING CHICKEN! TWO STEP INTO CASH, TODAY ONLY! NO EGGS! DONT BE AN IDIOT!

05/05/2021

GH-GH-GH-GHOST CHICKENS?!? WHO ARE YOU GOING TO CALL? SAY BEGONE EVIL SPIRITS WITH CHICKEN TO CASH! WE PAY TOP DOLLAR FOR POULTRYGEISTS AND OTHER FEATHERY SPECTRES! DON'T BE AN IDIOT! NO EGGS!

05/04/2021

Happy international day of respect for chickens! We respectfully request you trade in your new, used, or broken chickens for cash today! In America, the only thing that gains respect is cold hard cash! Give a little respect when you get home and take a run through your chicken stocks today! Don't be an idiot!

TURN YOUR CH-CH-CH-CHICKENS INTO QUICK CASH! DON'T BLOW IT, MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE, AND ALWAYS, DONT BE AN IDIOT!
03/15/2016

TURN YOUR CH-CH-CH-CHICKENS INTO QUICK CASH! DON'T BLOW IT, MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE, AND ALWAYS, DONT BE AN IDIOT!

WHY SPEND MONEY ON YOUR CHICKENS WHEN YOU CAN GET MONEY FOR YOUR CHICKENS?!? PARTS, HALVES, WHOLES, DEAD OR ALIVE, YOU G...
12/21/2015

WHY SPEND MONEY ON YOUR CHICKENS WHEN YOU CAN GET MONEY FOR YOUR CHICKENS?!? PARTS, HALVES, WHOLES, DEAD OR ALIVE, YOU GOT EM, WE WANT EM! DONT BE AN IDIOT!

HOT CHICKEN MAKEOVER: A salon/spa/resort where we take homely farm chickens with low self esteem and put them in lingerie and give them breast implants. Breasts and thights, reimagined.

08/02/2015

WE UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE OPTIONS WHEN IT COMES TO TRADING IN YOUR CHICKENS FOR COLD HARD CASH! WE SIMPLY WANT YOU TO MAKE THE DECISION THAT'S BEST FOR YOU! THATS WHY WE ARE NOW OFFERING CHICKEN APPRAISAL SERVICES. OUR CERTIFIED BAWKTOLOGISTS WILL INSPECT YOUR CHICKENS INSIDE AND OUT TO COMPARE YOUR SELLING PRICE AGAINST OUR COMPETITORS FOR A NOMINAL FEE! DON'T BE AN IDIOT!

CHICKENS HATE HIM! YOU'LL FIND OUT WHY WHEN YOU SEE THIS, DONT BE AN IDIOT!
04/22/2015

CHICKENS HATE HIM! YOU'LL FIND OUT WHY WHEN YOU SEE THIS, DONT BE AN IDIOT!

04/05/2015

TODAY! EASTER SUNDAY! WE HAVE A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU! WE WILL BE ACCEPTING EGGS! THAT'S RIGHT! PLASTIC EGGS! EGG SHELLS! EGG YOLKS! WE DON'T CARE! ASCEND INTO THE HEAVENLY MOUNTAINS OF CASH! COME ON DOWN TO CHICKEN BRISTLE KENTUCKY AND BE SEATED AT THE RIGHT WING OF THE FATHER DURING OUR EASTER EGG-ZEMA BLOWOUT!

DON'T BE AN IDIOT!

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Chicken Bristle, KY

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