I Buy Houses 217

02/09/2022

Got ghosts? That’s ok sell us your house!

If you have or know someone that has a house that needs some love, or major updating let me know.

Don’t worry about getting it prepped to sell we buy as is. And close fast!

Possibly Haunted is ok too.... 🙃

Photo brought to you by amittyville horror 1979

02/07/2021

Got an ugly house to sell? Not every house is equally beautiful and that’s ok! Call text or Email to sell me your uglyish house.
“I just do art because I’m ugly and there’s nothing else for me to do.”
Andy Warhol

Remember ugly, vacant, abandoned, full of junk, quirky, unkept, outdated, haunted, purple? Its ok that’s what we do!

Peruse photos of the Lisa Frank/Anne Geddes-esque nightmare decor yourself. With Dr. Phil's son's monstrosity of a home and Gigi Hadid's unattractive apartment, we have to ask: are the celebs okay?

02/01/2021

I’m looking to buy at least one house this month in Chatham, Or Springfield. If you have or know someone that has a house that needs some love, or major updating let me know.

Don’t worry about getting it prepped to sell we buy as is.

Possibly Haunted is ok too.... 🙃

Not because they like ghosts — it’s because they’re broke

01/20/2021

Hey everybody take a minute and check out these amazing structures right here in Springfield! Regular people like you built these buildings with their bare hands! It’s amazing the beautiful architecture and craftsmanship right here in our backyard.

Discover the unique and beautiful architectural styles found in Springfield, Illinois.

01/20/2021

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01/12/2021

Haunted house? That’s ok we will buy it!

A former resident claims that the house is occupied by the spirit of her great grandmother, Adele.

01/12/2021

Hey everybody!
If you or someone you know has a house that’s in need of major updates vacant or just needs to go messege me!
Heck everybody knows that creepy house down the street needs to go!
Why sell to us?

We were born and raised in central Illinois. We want to make our communities better cleaner and more desirable.

We are easy to deal with! Quick closings, often no formal inspections, no dealing with showings or pre sale cleaning / renovations.