Cristina Pisoni - State Farm Agent

10/17/2026

🐈‍⬛ FRIDAYS WITH PAUL: EMPLOYEE REVIEWS 🐈‍⬛

As the self-appointed CEO of CPSF, Paul has decided it's time for employee evaluations.

Today's findings:
Customer service: 10/10
Treat distribution: 4/10
Belly rub availability: 6/10
Respect for Paul's personal space: 0/10

Overall office performance: NEEDS IMPROVEMENT.

10/12/2026

10/07/2026

🔥🚒 Fire Prevention Week! 🚒🔥

I had a couple of my favorite helpers along as we dropped off Fire Prevention Week kits at the City of Herrin Fire Department.

We’re so thankful for the men and women who serve our community, keep our families safe, and help teach our kids the importance of fire safety. A big THANK YOU to our local firefighters for everything you do! 👩‍🚒🧯🔥

One of my favorite parts of being a local State Farm agent is getting to give back to the same community where I’m raising my family.

10/05/2026

Paul would like everyone to know that he has acquired a new home.
It is approximately 14" × 18", has no plumbing, and was delivered by Amazon.
🐈‍⬛📦
For the HUMANS who are actually moving this fall — give us a call before moving day so we can make sure your insurance moves with you.

Paul's homeowners policy has been denied due to structural concerns. 😂

10/01/2026

PSA - The CPSF Team will be out of the office tomorrow at the Carbondale Chamber of Commerce annual golf outing.

We’ll be back in the office Monday, hopefully with our dignity intact and no broken windows to report. 🏌️‍♀️

Thanks for understanding while we take our talents to the golf course! ⛳️

10/01/2026

☕🐈‍⬛ Happy International Coffee Day!
Around here, coffee is less of a beverage and more of an office survival strategy.
Paul doesn’t drink coffee, of course. He just naps for 14 hours and then judges the rest of us for needing caffeine. 🙄

09/29/2026

Such a fun morning with the Jackson CEO crew! ❤️

They stopped by the CPSF office to talk entrepreneurship and what the State Farm agency opportunity looks like. They asked great questions and hopefully I gave them at least a little something to think about!

Obviously, when you visit the CPSF office, you have to get a picture with Jake. 🤷‍♀️

Can’t wait to see what this group goes on to do.

09/25/2026

🐈‍⬛ ASK PAUL:

Paul has been informed that some people do not allow their pets on the furniture.

He finds this concerning.

So we need to know…

Does your pet sleep:

A. In their own bed
B. On the couch
C. In your bed
D. Wherever they want because they actually own the house

Paul is obviously D.

09/21/2026

Paul has reviewed the weekend.

He would like another one.

Immediately.

Anyone else? 🙋‍♀️🐈‍⬛

09/19/2026

🐈‍⬛ PAUL’S OFFICE POLL:

The humans are discussing when it is officially acceptable to decorate for Halloween.

Paul has requested that we ask the public.

🎃 A — September 1. No shame.
👻 B — First day of fall.
🍂 C — October 1.
🙄 D — Halloween decorations? Absolutely not.

Paul will be judging your answers from his desk.