10/16/2026
🚨 🚨 MISSING: DAVE, BROKER/OWNER OF SOTO 🚨
😂😂 Did you really think we forgot about Dave?! Absolutely NOT. We’ve just finally decided to make his disappearance PUBLIC. 🤣
This man is ALWAYS MISSING FROM THE OFFICE. One minute he’s here, the next minute he’s off on another vacation while the rest of us are back at SOTO, working hard, answering phones, handling emergencies, and slowly losing our will to live. 🫠😂
✈️ His favorite hobbies include:
Taking vacations without the rest of us. RUDE. 🙄
Saying “I’ll be right back” and vanishing into thin air.
Leaving us here to ROT while he’s living his best life. 🌴
Being the BROKER/OWNER but somehow never being available when we need to ask him 47 questions. 😂
Making us wonder if SOTO is actually a property management company or a one-man travel agency.
📍 LAST SEEN: Probably somewhere relaxing, completely unaware that his employees are preparing a search party.
⚠️ IF FOUND: Please return him to SOTO immediately. We have questions, problems, paperwork, and approximately 900 things that apparently only he can answer.
Dave, if you’re reading this from your next vacation destination… WE KNOW YOU’RE ALIVE. WE SEE THE VACATION PHOTOS. COME HOME. 🤣🤣
Drop a 😂 in the comments if you think Dave owes the team an all-expenses-paid vacation after all this emotional damage! ✈️🍹
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