10/27/2022
There was once a Who named Sue-Happy-Su
She sat in her house with too little to do
She'd look out her windows and onto the street
Making sure her city was tidy and neat.
And when a home was not up to s***f,
Sue-Happy-Sue would go get her stuff.
Her phone, her computer, and notes were all handy,
And getting them out made Su feel just dandy!
She contacted lawyers, presented her case,
Made copious notes she refused to erase.
When she was setup, she'd phone and pretend
To be full of good feelings and care for her friend.
"Hello, dear friend, it's Sue-Happy-Su.
I looked out and saw that your home is too blue.
It bothers my eyes, and fills me with sorrow.
Let's go to court, the day after tomorrow."
"Oh thank you friend Su, but that really won't do!
Doesn't sound like you heard, I have great news for you!
The other day, I just went to town,
I met with my agent who never does frown.
"Coverage is good," I said, "But I need it BETTER!
As roomy as my favorite sweater!
Minimum coverage is nice, but I bet,
You've got coverage that'll keep me from getting too wet."
Said my agent to me: "I've got just the stuff!
Umbrella coverage will give you enough!
It'll cover your home, it'll cover your car!
It'll cover your whatzits and calamazar!"
At this, Sue-Happy-Su felt quite faint.
This trouble wasn't worth that nasty blue paint.
"Well," she said, "Thanks a lot for your time.
Your umbrella coverage sounds simply sublime."
And Sue set down her phone for a time.
We'll probably visit her in another rhyme.
*Disclaimer* Umbrella coverage may or may not cover blue paint. All of this is fictional, and just for fun.
Have a great day, and if you ever want to explore an umbrella policy, you let us know at That Insurance Guy! :)
