03/21/2026
How is the world interpreting the results of the US war on Iran?
BREAKING: Trump is forced to give Iran a $14 BILLION handout in humiliating defeat as he desperately tries to stem the bleeding of oil prices caused by his illegal war of choice!
Yes, you read that right. In order to get more oil flowing and try to slow down the skyrocketing price of crude, the Trump administration has announced it will be granting sanctions relief to Iranian oil already pumped and being transported at sea – relief that is projected to be worth a stunning $14 billion.
To put it another way: Trump is paying Iran to fight the war that he started against him.
This is a huge strategic defeat for Trump and a personal humiliation, as he spent the past 10 years incessantly lying about how President Obama gave $1.4 billion to Iran when in reality it was Iranian money that the US had stolen and had been court-ordered to return.
Now Trump himself is giving them ten times that amount, which will likely be spent on more missiles to fire at US planes, ships, and bases, and will only temporarily lessen the pressure of high oil prices, as the war has now devolved into both sides attacking each other’s oil infrastructure after the Israelis began bombing Iran’s oil fields.
Masterful gambit, Mr. President. In this war, the Iranians are playing chess while Trump is attempting to eat the crayons that come with a Happy Meal.