In and Out Bonds

07/05/2026

👀🤣🙏😝

07/03/2026

🤣🫶

06/28/2026

Well s**t.. I think my license might be in jeopardy..
and all just because of a stupid state trooper...
The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over on my bike:
Trooper: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"
Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."
Trooper: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"
Me: "A car."
Trooper:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?"
Me:"I have no idea!"
Trooper:"So, you're drunk."
Me:"But I didn't drink anything."
Trooper:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it?
Me:"A motorcycle."
Trooper:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"
Me:"I have no idea!"
Trooper:"As I suspected, you're drunk!"
Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.
Me: "So... counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?"
Trooper:"A pr******te of course."
Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?"
Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend...👀

04/24/2026

Amen

04/24/2026

🚨 BREAKING: Ohio State Highway Patrol has officially taken things to the next level on I-71 / I-75… and yeah, there is absolutely nowhere to hide. 🌽🚔

You’ve got troopers posted on the overpass like it’s a full operation…
cruisers tucked into the median grass like they grew there…
and that one unit sitting just past the hill where the speed limit drops. 👀

Radar from above.
Lights from below.
And traffic moving like everybody just remembered their life choices. 😭

You’re cruising, windows cracked, music up, doing that comfortable
“I’m not speeding, I’m just keeping up with Ohio traffic” speed…
thinking about your next exit—maybe Columbus, maybe Cincinnati…

Then suddenly—
🚔

Brake lights everywhere.

The whole highway drops 82 to 67 in perfect unison.

Because in Ohio, it’s not random…
it’s coordinated.

You think you found a gap…
but Ohio already saw you coming from three lanes over and one cornfield away. 🌽👀

Overpass units watching.
Median units waiting.
And one trooper already down the road like,
“Yeah… we got him.”

Welcome to Ohio—
where the roads look flat…
the traffic feels predictable…
but the strategy is always one step ahead. 🚔🌽

04/01/2026

✌️🙏❤️

03/29/2026

Driving a Hot Rod is a great way to meet people...today I met three police officers and a tow truck driver

12/06/2025

❤️

09/09/2025