03/18/2026
It's Saturday morning.
Your family wants to go to breakfast. 🥞
You're checking your bank account.
Not because you're broke.
Because you need to know if that $1,200 withdrawal cleared so you know what account to use.
Your 10-year-old asks:
"Dad, are you working?"
"No, buddy. I'm just trying to figure out if we can afford pancakes." 💔