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13/01/2026

Congrats to the Chosen Ones for figuring out the Moon's orbital period 700 years after Hipparchus (c. 129 BC) figured it out, I guess?

It takes the moon one month to orbit the earth.

Well, almost.

According to the Talmud, which was compiled in the fifth century, the moon's orbit is exactly 29.5 days plus 793/1080 parts of an hour, or, in modern parlance, 29.530594 days.

That's an incredible number, which the Talmudic sages derived from various traditions passed down throughout the ages. That number isn't unique to Jewish tradition, although carrying it to the sixth decimal point is an unusual level of accuracy.

Knowledge of the moon's cycle is essential to establishing a Jewish calendar, and, depending on how a month is calculated, determines when the different festivals and holidays take place throughout the year.

Incredibly in 1996, NASA, using satellite observations plugged into celestial mechanics mathematics, calculated the lunar month to be 29.530588 days, which is about only 0.5 seconds off from the number the Jewish people have been working with for centuries.

13/01/2026

Or maybe you're just a dumb c**t and you're not as intellectually advanced as you think you are?

says he predicted his Golden Globes loss because “this woke town f—ing hates” that “I speak freely”:

“Obviously, it’s something I said. Well, it’s everything I said,” and “I speak freely, and this woke town fu***ng hates that. And that’s okay. I’ve made my peace with that. So I know how this goes. This is not something I would ever … I have good standing. If I win this by some miracle, to go what people always say, ‘I can’t believe it, I’m shocked.’ I really should be shocked.”

Maher has received 41 Emmy nods across his projects, only winning once for outstanding informational series or special for “Vice” in 2014 in his role as executive producer. This year’s Golden Globe nomination was his first. He lost to Ricky Gervais.

https://variety.com/2026/awards/news/bill-maher-woke-hollywood-awards-golden-globes-1236630365/

13/01/2026

Congrats to "Noa" for both NOT being shot/bombed/gassed by the IDF *and* for being able to check out Sweeny's t**s in real life.

Actress Sydney Sweeney alongside Hamas captivity survivors Noa Argamani and Avinatan Or.

Noa and Avinatan were kidnapped by Hamas terrorists on October 7, 2023, from the Nova Festival in southern Israel. Noa was rescued from Gaza in June 2024 during an IDF operation, and Avinatan Or was released on October 13, 2025, after more than two years in captivity.

13/01/2026

Left or right. Never forget who the real enemy is.

Spoiler alert: it's not each other.

they’re still bombing gaza while ice shoots white women in the face for being snarky

13/01/2026

God's chosen people, ladies and gentlemen.

"On a visit to in 2005, Rabbi Rosenberg entered into a mikvah in one of the holiest neighborhoods in the city, Mea She’arim. “I opened a door that entered into a schvitz,” he told me.

“Vapors everywhere, I can barely see. My eyes adjust, and I see an old man, my age, long white beard, a holy-looking man, sitting in the vapors. On his lap, facing away from him, is a boy, maybe seven years old. And the old man is having a**l s*x with this boy.”

Rosenberg paused, gathered himself, and went on: “This boy was speared on the man like an animal, like a pig, and the boy was saying nothing.

But on his face—fear. The old man [looked at me] without any fear, as if this was common practice. He didn’t stop. I was so angry, I confronted him. He removed the boy from his p***s, and I took the boy aside.

I told this man, ‘It’s a sin before God, a mishkovzucher. What are you doing to this boy’s soul? You’re destroying this boy!’

He had a sponge on a stick to clean his back, and he hit me across the face with it. ‘How dare you interrupt me!’ he said. I had heard of these things for a long time, but now I had seen.”

Rabbi Nuchem Rosenberg—who is 63 with a long, graying beard—recently sat down with me to explain what he described as a "child-rape assembly line" among sects of fundamentalist Jews.

13/01/2026

Unintelligent, detestable, zionist HAS-BEEN Michael Rapaport lookin' like he's about to do some domestic violence on a woman (again).

ICE CUBE, JOHN SINGLETON🕯️,2PAC🕯️
& Me

This was at the wrap party for POETIC JUSTICE, the same night I met Snoop for the very first time.

13/01/2026

Have they ever considered WASHING their nasty dicks instead of cutting the end off for "hygiene" purposes? It's really not that difficult. ****in

13/01/2026

You've heard of Elf on a Shelf. Here's:

13/01/2026

A true hero at work.

13/01/2026

In a bold new step for innovation, disruption, and asking “has anyone actually thought this through?”, Tesla has unveiled a software update that automatically generates non-consensual explicit imag…

13/01/2026

Anti-Semitic attacks against our people (while we are being racist) will not be tolerated!