21/08/2024
*_My Favorite Joke Of The Day._*
A little girl was leaning into a lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, all under the eyes of her screaming parents:
A biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage, and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A BBC reporter, Laura Kuenssberg, had watched the whole event.
Laura, addressing the Harley rider, says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.”
The Harley rider replies. "Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.”
Miss Kuenssberg. "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a BBC journalist, you know, and tomorrow's news will run this story. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?”
The biker replies. "I'm a Modi supporter who is tirelessly working for future strong India ”
The journalist leaves.
The following morning, the biker turns on BBC News to see if it indeed brings news of his actions.
BBC Headline: *_"MODI SUPPORTER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH."_*
And THAT pretty much sums up the BBC's approach to the news about India ....🤣🤣
